Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellanetais an American actor, voice actor, comedian, singer and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he voices many other characters on the show, including Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby and Hans Moleman...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionVoice Actor
Date of Birth29 October 1957
CityOak Park, IL
CountryUnited States of America
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten
Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?