Craig Kilborn
Craig Kilborn
Craig Kilbornis an American comedian, writer, producer, sports commentator, actor, media critic, and former television host. He was the original host of The Daily Show, a former anchor on ESPN's SportsCenter, and Tom Snyder's successor on CBS' The Late Late Show. On June 28, 2010, he launched The Kilborn File after a six-year absence from television. The Kilborn File aired on some Fox stations during a six-week trial run...
ProfessionSportscaster
Date of Birth24 August 1962
CityKansas City, MO
war liars struggle
It's weird watching President Bush struggle with excuses for why we went to war. As he struggles, it reminds us all what a terrific liar Bill Clinton really was.
running california people
The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.
powerful war night
President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.
cutting giving rumor
New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.
love dream loving-you
If loving you is wrong, then I'll just like you a whole bunch!
war fighting iraq
As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.
team insult okay
While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.
blow cake granddaughter
Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.
bills nostalgic clinton
Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
thinking sensitive greedy
I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.
drinking causes nausea
A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.
boston years massachusetts
In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.
may population bitter
I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.
people wonderful old-people
I have a wonderful respect for old people.