Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.
Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.
I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.
That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.
Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.
I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.
Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.
Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a long time.
The U.S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this, they were horrified. Well, I think they were horrified. It's difficult to tell.
I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.
If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.
It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.