Craig Bruce

Craig Bruce
ibm
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
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It doesn't require the use of Web crawlers. It requires someone knowledgeable about the definition of what a government document is.
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Certainly, auctioneers know how to identify government documents, but that does not always stop them from trying to sell them. What they don't know is whether these documents were part of the National Archives at one time or should be part of the National Archives.
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Some animals have a lot of nerve - they get caught in my teeth!
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The Optimist's Handbook, hint #12: Substitute the word 'challenge' whenever you mean to say 'problem.'
It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.
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Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
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Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
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Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.