Clement Freud
Clement Freud
Sir Clement Raphael Freud was a British broadcaster, writer, politician and chef...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth24 April 1924
ignorance would-be seconds
I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.
funny witty giving-up
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
wife giving making-love
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit
long rubber pleasure
I've known Nicholas Parsons for a fairly long time and his geniune pleasures are in rubber tubes, metal clips