Chuck Palahniuk
Chuck Palahniuk
Charles Michael "Chuck" Palahniukis an American novelist and freelance journalist, who describes his work as transgressional fiction. He is the author of the award-winning novel Fight Club, which also was made into an acclaimed film of the same name...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth21 February 1962
CityPasco, WA
CountryUnited States of America
believe bored watches
And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God can't really control us. And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored.
beautiful couple you-are-beautiful
When both of you are beautiful, neither of you is beautiful. Together, as a couple, you're less than the sum of your parts.
fluid
Anytime my work can coax bodily fluids out of someone, I'm happy.
writing done pieces
There's an old saying: 'No piece of writing is ever finished, it's just abandoned.' But my own rule is: No piece of work is done until you want to kill everyone involved in the publishing process, especially yourself.
stupid heart blue
Nothing feels as awful as pouring your heart out to some talk therapist, then realizing this so-called professional is actually vastly stupid and you've just professed your most secret secrets to some goon who's wearing one brown sock and one blue sock.
priorities legs hell
To hell with housework, our top priority has always been between our legs.
mistake stupid world
The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.
stories use
Some stories, you use up. Others use you up.
soon-enough expectations heaven
No, it's not fair, but what makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You'll find out for yourself soon enough. It won't help the situation for you to get all upset.
soul age phases
The body ages, grows, passes through near-lunatic phases of reproductive frenzy, but you are born and die essentially the same person.That... that is proof of your deathless soul.
opposites needs rebel
I need to rebel against myself. It's the opposite of following your bliss. I need to do what I most fear.
sex married boring
Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.
house puppy wonder
You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?
hair use want
Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, I'll be anybody you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I can be thin with big breasts and big hair. Take me apart. Make me into anything, but just love me.