Chris Morris
Chris Morris
Christopher J "Chris" Morrisis an English comedian, writer, director, actor, voice actor, and producer...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth15 June 1962
appalled catch hated love people repeat truly
When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.
eventually fascinated great people point
You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'
comic expect people
No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.
bloody people
I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.
anyone games players
Pulaski had two players who had big games and we didn't have anyone who did.
bestowed good
The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.
car computer ten took
Ten years ago, if your computer was broken, you put it in the car and took it to the shop, no big deal,
champion chance conference everybody fewest mistakes road team win
Everybody in the conference has a chance to win it. The team that makes the fewest mistakes down the road is going to be the champion of this league.
A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.
deal good maybe
Maybe it's a good thing that we've never been there. We don't know about the pressure. We've never had to deal with it. So all we have to do is play football.
complement kentucky nature reflect
We thought we would reflect on and complement the international nature of the Kentucky Derby.
country hit terrorist
If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.
lose problems
If we get out there and find other problems that take longer, we could lose money.
against best centers consider defensive
I can't do much about it, ... I consider myself one of the best centers out there. I'll put myself up against any defensive lineman in the country. But as long as we win, I'm happy.