Chris Morris
Chris Morris
Christopher J "Chris" Morrisis an English comedian, writer, director, actor, voice actor, and producer...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth15 June 1962
interest knowledge maintain travelling
You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.
We've got to find what's wrong. We've got a lot of soul-searching to do.
appalled catch hated love people repeat truly
When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.
drew gave plenty time
We gave Drew plenty of time to make his throws, and he made the throws.
champion chance conference everybody fewest mistakes road team win
Everybody in the conference has a chance to win it. The team that makes the fewest mistakes down the road is going to be the champion of this league.
A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.
chose fit
We all auditioned and they chose who fit what part the best.
lose problems
If we get out there and find other problems that take longer, we could lose money.
amnesty buy militant terrorists wing works
There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.
deal good maybe
Maybe it's a good thing that we've never been there. We don't know about the pressure. We've never had to deal with it. So all we have to do is play football.
It is a whole new way to drink.
against best centers consider defensive
I can't do much about it, ... I consider myself one of the best centers out there. I'll put myself up against any defensive lineman in the country. But as long as we win, I'm happy.
country hit terrorist
If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.
goal score time
We can do better than this. We're happy, but we still didn't score every time we were on the field. And that's what our goal is.