Chi Rodriguez
Chi Rodriguez
golf bananas green
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
golf player iron
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
golf time-zones balls
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
hurt book golf
If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.
wells ifs
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.
golf wife credit
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
golf years play
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
retirement husband wife
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
golf remembers-you games
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
golf
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
moving mean golf
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
fun golf clothes
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
golf bottles firsts
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
sports past envy
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.