Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett
Carol Creighton Burnettis an American actress, comedian, singer, and writer, whose career spans six decades of television. She is best known for her long-running TV variety show, The Carol Burnett Show, for CBS. She has achieved success on stage, television, and film in varying genres including dramatic and comedy roles. She also has appeared on various talk shows and as a panelist on game shows...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 April 1933
CitySan Antonio, TX
CountryUnited States of America
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
I had a good loud voice and I wasn't afraid to be goofy or zany.
It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.