Brian P. Cleary
Brian P. Cleary
Brian P. Cleary,is an American humorist, poet, United States patent holder, inventor and author. The bow-tie wearing children’s author is best known for his books that explore grammar in humorous ways written for grade-school children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
Date of Birth1 October 1959
CountryUnited States of America
book wind gone
You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.
real mean kids
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.
flames interesting stories
Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.
cupcakes muffins consumed
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
names gossip persons
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).
kids smell hands
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.