Brad Williams
Brad Williams
Brad Williamsis an American comedian and actor. He regularly appeared on the show Mind of Mencia...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth13 January 1984
CityOrange County, CA
people black make-sense
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
people confusing insane
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
comedian
Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.
comedian
I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.
mad people jokes
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.
comedy jokes offended
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.
nice people be-kind
It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems really basic, but it's amazing how many people forget that.
giving people chinese
I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to do shows for the troops all over the Middle East, and I actually went to China recently and did shows, not for the troops, but just for local Chinese people, and Americans that have moved there, and things like that. It was fantastic. They got it. They're way smarter than we give them credit for.
country people comedy
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
people done ask-me
People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.
idiot
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
ass expecting
I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."
blood happen
There was no splatter or droplets of blood which can happen with gunshot wounds,
above days estimates exceeded
I think by the end of the month, we'll be well above the administration's estimates as well as ours. We've already exceeded the administration's estimate, and there's still two days to go.