Bo Burnham

Bo Burnham
Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham is an American comedian, writer, musician, and actor. He began his performance career as a YouTuber in March 2006, and his videos have been watched more than 169 million times since. Burnham also has a large following on Vine...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 August 1990
CityHamilton, MA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor gay
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
funny humor giants
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
funny humor kids
Ya back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid, well that and fagot.
funny humor ironic
And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.
funny jesus humor
I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'
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There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?
funny love-you humor
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
funny dirty humor
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
funny jesus humor
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
funny humor racism
Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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Where are all the sour patch parents?