Bill Maher
Bill Maher
William "Bill" Maher is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, media critic, and television host. As a television host, he is well known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher. Maher previously hosted a similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth20 January 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
The Republicans proved they are not the party of 'no.' They're the party of 'f**k, no!'
I can't stay mad at Pope Frank. I just can't. It's a funny situation that I like the pope and Mel Gibson doesn't.
I love trains. It's the only way to travel anymore where it doesn't involve a TSA agent slowly tracing the curve of my inner thigh.
I'm a pessimist by nature. A pot head, but a pessimist.
Also, in the category of 'obvious but still shocking,' an animal called a 'killer whale' killed someone who was trying to play with it. Now, no one knows exactly what enraged the whale, but earlier in the week, it had been thrown off a flight by Southwest Airlines.
I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller country.
I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that 'the earth's crust was emboldened by Obama's weakness.'
The idea that I hear from the right wing in the last few decades, is that any sort of sacrifice is an affront to my liberty as an American to be a pig the way I want to.
It would be kind of a tragedy if we got to the end of four years of Democratic rule without having really tried any Democratic policies.
Between trying to impeach Bill Clinton, Florida 2000, and the recall in California, I'm beginning to think that Republicans will do anything to win an election-except get the most votes.
Tea-baggers love the truth. They just hate facts.
I would rather put up with Rush Limbaugh and live in a country where we all do have freedom of speech.
There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.
The only silver lining I can find is that British accents aren't sexy anymore.