Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
answering carried million mother paying threat wants watched
This was a threat being carried out -- $40 million for 22 years, ... I've watched these people, paying them, answering their wants and needs. This was a real threat, and I wanted her mother to know what she was doing.
healthy alive want
I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.
exercise golf want
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
want appreciated shut-up
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
want what-you-want ifs
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
dog humorous want
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
long want study
But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.
exercise use want
I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive.
waiting want payoff
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
certainly dealing ideas matter means merely people remember seem strange throwing understand
In dealing with kids, no matter how little we understand their explanations, we must always remember that we're the adults. What this means I have no idea. It certainly means nothing to the kids, who instinctively seem to know that adults are merely strange people who have dopey ideas like ""Stop throwing peas at your sister.
corner father paper piece tear
If my father ever told me that, ... I'd tear the corner off a piece of paper and say, 'There you are, Dad. Go ahead. Wail me.'
ahead die goes reason soul true wife
I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.
build money
Take that money and build something you can see ... something for the children.
anyone certain humor knowledge stage test topics understand
Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have knowledge, do understand that certain things on stage can be abused and misused. And if such topics are used just for laughter, the humor will not stand the test of time.