Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
healthy alive want
I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.
exercise golf want
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
want appreciated shut-up
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
want what-you-want ifs
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
dog humorous want
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
long want study
But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.
exercise use want
I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive.
waiting want payoff
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff.
answering carried million mother paying threat wants watched
This was a threat being carried out -- $40 million for 22 years, ... I've watched these people, paying them, answering their wants and needs. This was a real threat, and I wanted her mother to know what she was doing.
cleverness depends glass half whether
Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
commitment successful three union
The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
accepting happy thank trophy
Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.
customers food half people skinny steak
Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
black held jump men reason
There's no reason for him to come here and jump on black men who have been held down for years.