Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny mistake humor
The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."
teacher mistake school
When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.
birthday funny-life mistake
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
children mistake men
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.
cleverness depends glass half whether
Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
commitment successful three union
The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
accepting happy thank trophy
Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.
customers food half people skinny steak
Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
black held jump men reason
There's no reason for him to come here and jump on black men who have been held down for years.
comedian confuse genius language richard understand wish
I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage.
executive major maybe network networks nine
I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the networks from now on are going to be entertaining 13-year-old people, and that's what you see today.
boxes brought chocolate couple
I'm here for a friend. I brought a couple of boxes of chocolate Jell-O.
sex romance doe
Every romance does not lead to sex.
sex mean wife
If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.