Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny children humor
A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
funny humor sun
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
funny god humor
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
funny humor men
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
funny reading humor
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
humour ifs
If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
funny art humor
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.
funny mistake humor
The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."
funny humor timing
The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.
god ocean humorous
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."
sex humorous bird
The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.
dog humorous want
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
funny humor trouble
The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.
funny fall humor
Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"