Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
jobs funny-graduation pay
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
graduation mean people
People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."
graduation mean warning
It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
graduation dream college
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
graduation people use
People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often...
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In dealing with kids, no matter how little we understand their explanations, we must always remember that we're the adults. What this means I have no idea. It certainly means nothing to the kids, who instinctively seem to know that adults are merely strange people who have dopey ideas like ""Stop throwing peas at your sister.
corner father paper piece tear
If my father ever told me that, ... I'd tear the corner off a piece of paper and say, 'There you are, Dad. Go ahead. Wail me.'
ahead die goes reason soul true wife
I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.
build money
Take that money and build something you can see ... something for the children.
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Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have knowledge, do understand that certain things on stage can be abused and misused. And if such topics are used just for laughter, the humor will not stand the test of time.
answering carried million mother paying threat wants watched
This was a threat being carried out -- $40 million for 22 years, ... I've watched these people, paying them, answering their wants and needs. This was a real threat, and I wanted her mother to know what she was doing.
fake geniuses house stupidity
We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
cut cute
You are well-educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.
love luck authority
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.