Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.
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People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."
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It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often...
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Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment & undying love.
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Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.
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Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
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There's no reason for him to come here and jump on black men who have been held down for years.
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I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage.
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I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the networks from now on are going to be entertaining 13-year-old people, and that's what you see today.
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I'm here for a friend. I brought a couple of boxes of chocolate Jell-O.
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Every romance does not lead to sex.