Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr.is an American former stand-up comedian, actor, author and singer-songwriter...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth12 July 1937
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
baby children kids
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
senior baby men
In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor.
baby children real
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
motivational baby children
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
certainly dealing ideas matter means merely people remember seem strange throwing understand
In dealing with kids, no matter how little we understand their explanations, we must always remember that we're the adults. What this means I have no idea. It certainly means nothing to the kids, who instinctively seem to know that adults are merely strange people who have dopey ideas like ""Stop throwing peas at your sister.
corner father paper piece tear
If my father ever told me that, ... I'd tear the corner off a piece of paper and say, 'There you are, Dad. Go ahead. Wail me.'
ahead die goes reason soul true wife
I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.
build money
Take that money and build something you can see ... something for the children.
anyone certain humor knowledge stage test topics understand
Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have knowledge, do understand that certain things on stage can be abused and misused. And if such topics are used just for laughter, the humor will not stand the test of time.
answering carried million mother paying threat wants watched
This was a threat being carried out -- $40 million for 22 years, ... I've watched these people, paying them, answering their wants and needs. This was a real threat, and I wanted her mother to know what she was doing.
fake geniuses house stupidity
We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
cut cute
You are well-educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.
love luck authority
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
funny fathers-day children
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.