Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Xon Burroughsis an American writer known for his New York Times bestselling memoir Running with Scissors...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMemoirist
Date of Birth23 October 1965
CountryUnited States of America
feet want chance
Because here is the truth: If you want to have a chance at meeting somebody with whom you are genuinely compatible, never put your best foot forward.
writing interesting people
There is no such thing as too ordinary to write about, whether that's life or a scene in a novel. What's interesting to people, whether it's memoir or fiction, is the truth.
jesus answers way
And of course, the answer came to me in the same way Jesus comes to those who drink in trailers: as an epiphany.
life might worried
Nothing made sense to me anymore. I knew I was young, I knew I was small. But I was worried that I might already be ruined.
years cities people
I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was very stunned by this for many years. And then I realized, you just say, "Hi." They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word.
acceptance swings one-direction
Acceptance, when it comes, arrives in waves: Listen with your chest. You will feel a pendulum swing within you, favoring one direction or another. And that is your answer. The answer is always inside your chest. The right choice weighs more. That's how you know. It causes you to lean in its direction.
college years two
I thought, I can't do advertising any more, so I was downloading all these PDF applications from community colleges. And I thought, I'll become a paramedic. I'll get a two-year associate degree, if I can get in.
shame hungry share
There is no shame in being hungry for another person. There is no shame in wanting very much to share your life with somebody.
smoking world matter
Smoking had become my favorite thing in the world to do. It was like having instant comfort, no matter where or when.
sarcastic sweet skills
It was unnerving, the way she could go from cool efficiency to sarcastic to sweet within the space of thirty seconds. I found it very manipulative and controlling. It put the other person constantly on-guard. And it was extremely intimidating because you never knew when she was going to snap. I made a mental note to refine these skills within myself.
book writing ironic
A lot of being a writer doesn't have anything to do with writing. It's ironic - I have to squeeze the books in, even though that's what it's all about.
moving done may
Any damage that's been done, you have to fix yourself because it needs fixing and there is nobody else to do the work. Blame may well be justified, but it's not going to move you forward in your life.
splinters grain happens
This is what happens when you go against the grain of truth. You get splinters later on.
knows deserve
I know exactly how that is. To love somebody who doesn't deserve it.