Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guiterman
Arthur Guitermanwas an American writer best known for his humorous poems...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth20 November 1871
CountryUnited States of America
failure errors admitting
Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before.
build critics harsh man monument stones
The stones that Critics hurl with Harsh Intent, A Man may use to build a Monument
handle loved whom
The porcupine, whom one must handle gloved, may be respected, but never loved
balls bust feared known mighty potent sword whose
The tusks that clashed in mighty brawlsOf mastodons, are billiard balls.The sword of Charlemagne the JustIs ferric oxide, known as rust.The grizzly bear, whose potent hugWas feared by all, is now a rug.Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,And I don't feel so well myself.
bust feared great hug known mighty potent sword whose
The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls Of mastodons, are billiard balls. The sword of Charlemagne the Just Is ferric oxide, known as rust. The grizzly bear, whose potent hug Was feared by all, is now a rug. Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf, And I don't feel so well myself.
mad needs half
For the young Gaels of Ireland Are the lads that drive me mad, For half their words need footnotes And half their rhymes are bad.
climbing giving hills
God, give me hills to climb, And strength for climbing!
sex science complexes
Amoebas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart And started Sex.
nature rose thorns
What one approves , another scorns, And thus his nature each discloses: You find the rosebush full of thorns, I find the thornbush full of roses.
bees honey honey-bee
It takes a bee to get the honey out
thorns sandals vandals
I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals
motivational thinking mind
Active minds that think and study, like swift brooks are seldom muddy.
rain cat sneezing
The Cat on your hearthstone to this day presages, By solemnly sneezing, the coming of rain!
leadership men criticism
The stones that critics hurl with harsh intent, a man may use to build his monument.