Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
Andrew Aitken "Andy" Rooneywas an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney," a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011. He died one month later, on November 4, 2011, at age 92...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth14 January 1919
CityAlbany, NY
CountryUnited States of America
There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.
Uh, yeah, this is the VD clinic calling. Speaking of being positive, your test is back. Stop sharing the love.
I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is.
No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.
We're all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading "Confused.