Alice Thomas Ellis
Alice Thomas Ellis
Alice Thomas Elliswas a British writer and essayist. She was the author of numerous novels, and also of some non-fiction, including cookery books. Although her married name was Anna Haycraft, she is best known by her nom-de-plume...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth9 September 1932
book thinking mad
Phrase books seem to be a universal and eternal source of hilarity and I think I know why. Their authors go mad in the course of compiling them.
mean thinking aggravation
I like money. That is, it is my preferred means of completing pecuniary transactions. I'm not particularly keen on handing over wads of currency of the realm, but at least one knows where one is, whereas the chequebook is a snare and a delusion, containing misleading numbers of blank cheques when none of the money that the bank contains is rightfully one's own. ... I think banks owe their customers a lot by way of compensation for the aggravation they cause them.
trouble ghastly
things are never so indescribably ghastly that they can't get worse.
party people interesting
It's when most of the guests have gone that the party really gets interesting - peering under the table and into the bath to see who's stayed and what shape they're in. It is then that those who are still conscious divulge things you had not known before: sometimes about themselves, sometimes about other people and sometimes about you. It does not necessarily make pleasant hearing but it is always fascinating. In the relaxed atmosphere, in the wake of the hubbub, they unwind and grow confidential - nay, indiscreet. If they are not already, they end up as your closest friends.
death thinking past
Death is the last enemy: once we've got past that I think everything will be alright.
war men feet
Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.