Aisha Tyler
Aisha Tyler
Aisha Tyleris an American talk show host, actress, comedian, author, producer, writer, and director. She is known for portraying Andrea Marino in the first season of Ghost Whisperer, voicing Lana Kane in Archer, and portraying Mother Nature in the Santa Clause film series, as well as recurring roles in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Talk Soup, Friends and Criminal Minds. She is a co-host of CBS's The Talk, and the current host of Whose Line is it Anyway?, and has hosted...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actress
Date of Birth18 September 1970
CitySan Francisco, CA
CountryUnited States of America
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery—much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
I think diversity in television is important. It's not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity, but I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'
Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.
Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
TV always wants more people to be watching.
I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.
I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on.
I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being's fibers need to hit the gym.