A. Milne
A. Milne
men thinking average
The average man finds life very uninteresting as it is. And I think the reason why is that he is always waiting for something to happen to him instead of setting to work to make things happen
brain bears foolish
I have been Foolish and Deluded, and I am a Bear of No Brain at All.
mistake men smoking
A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.
funny-friend two life-is
Life is so much friendlier with two.
sweet blue clouds
How sweet to be a Cloud. Floating in the Blue!
inspirational adventure noses
When you are pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen, brush the honey off your nose and spruce yourself up as best you can, so as to look Ready for Anything.
funny dog pet
A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.
people house say-anything
I have a house where I go, When there's too many people, I have a house where I go Where no one can be; I have a house where I go, Where nobody ever says "no" Where no one says anything - so There is no one but me.
noise bees reason
If there's a buzzing-noise, somebody's making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you're a bee.
honey reason winni-the-pooh
And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.
piglet winnie-the-pooh-life winni-the-pooh
What I like doing best is Nothing.
digging-a-hole rivers giving
I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak tree? Wrong. Waiting for somebody to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the answer.
depression mulberry winnie-the-pooh-friend
We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.
school men white
Whereas men of an older school, like myself, smoke for the pleasure of smoking, men of this school smoke for the pleasure of pipe-owning-of selecting which of their many white-spotted pipes they will fill with their specially blended tobacco, of filling the one so chosen, of lighting it, of taking it from the mouth to gaze lovingly at the white spot and thus letting it go out, of lighting it again and letting it go out again, of polishing it up with their own special polisher and putting it to bed, and then the pleasure of beginning all over again with another white-spotted one.