A. Johnson
A. Johnson
growing-up ukulele play
I grew up in a musical family; the majority of my growing up was done in Hawaii. It's what we do. You sing, you dance, you play ukulele and you drink.
men funny-things work-out
The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. The funny thing is I didn't realize back then that I was having a defining moment.
aunt wwe roles
Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel!
mean wwe doe
William Regal, what does besmirched mean?
men wwe arses
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.
fun adventure ideas
I like the idea of making a big, fun, adventure type of movie.
smell rocks wwe
If ya' smell what The Rock is cookin'!
dad kids wrestling
When I was a kid at four years old, that's when I started amateur wrestling with my dad and family. And when that's instilled in you, it never goes away.
years limits ive-learned
It's what I've learned over the years that has pushed me beyond limits.
divorce inspire taught
You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.
wrestling night wwe
Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!
wwe rocks competition
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!
night new-orleans eight
On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin, nine noggins knocking, eight kicks a'kicking, seven punches punching, six suplexes smashing, five seconds of the people chanting The Rock's name... four Rock Bottoms, three People's Elbows, on your two buckteeth, and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans!
fun philosophy self
My philosophy is, it's always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don't mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I'd like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.