Famous Quotes & Sayings

Erma Bombeck

I'm so bored. I went to the food locker yesterday to visit my meat.

Henry Miller

Day by day. No yesterdays and no tomorrows. The barometer never changes, the flag is always at half-mast.

Janet Evanovich

I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp

Erin Morgenstern

The circus arrives without warning. No announcements precede it. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not.

Mo Rocca

Look, not embracing the 'Today' show is soooo yesterday.

Graham Swift

Today's news, which may be yesterday's anyway, will be eclipsed tomorrow.

Jay Leno

Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents if you count Hillary in 2016.

Jay Leno

Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well, that's according to Saddam's campaign manager, Jeb Hussein.

Jay Leno

President Bush was in Los Angeles yesterday where he announced his new campaign theme - “Safer, Stronger, and Tested.” Isn't that a condom ad?

Jay Leno

According to federal reports filed yesterday, the Obama campaign spent more money than they raised in the month of May. They spent more money than they raised? Well, that's called being a Democrat

James Ellis

The greater part of our misfortunes are brought on by neglecting the chances that yesterday gave us.

Kris Kristofferson

I'd trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday.

Gloria Swanson

My greatest debt will always be to the movie-going public of yesterday and today, without whose love and devotion I would have had no story to tell.

H. L. Mencken

The net effect of Clarence Darrow's great speech yesterday seemed to be precisely the same as if he had bawled it up a rainspout in the interior of Afghanistan.

Grace Jones

There will always be a replacement coming along very soon - a newer version, a crazier version, a louder version. So if you haven’t got a long-term plan, then you are merely a passing phase, the latest trend, yesterday’s event.

Hunter S. Thompson

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.

Howard Dean

I actually spoke in an African-American church yesterday.

Iyanla Vanzant

Education does not take place when you learn something you did not know before. Education is your ability to use what you have learned to be better today than you were yesterday.

Ellen DeGeneres

Above all, I strive to be the best I can - to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.

John Berry

He's very precocious, very gregarious. Yesterday he was doing back flips.

Mordecai Richler

I have always been skeptical of medical orthodoxies, because sooner, rather than later, so many of them are turned on their heads. Or, put another way, providing you are prepared to wait it out, what was adjudged bad for you yesterday is likely to prove beneficial today.

Marcel Proust

My dear Madame, I just noticed that I forgot my cane at your house yesterday; please be good enough to give it to the bearer of this letter. P.S. Kindly pardon me for disturbing you; I just found my cane.

Jose Saramago

Today's bread does not eliminate yesterday's hunger, much less that of tomorrow.

Jorge Luis Borges

The poverty of yesterday was less squalid than the poverty we purchase with our industry today. Fortunes were smaller then as well.

John C. Maxwell

I've never known a person focused on yesterday to have a better tomorrow.

Ellen Goodman

we have made an extraordinary transition. From moral absolutes to moral relativism. ... Moral problems become medical ones and yesterday's sinners become today's patients.

Johann Kaspar Lavater

To realize that you were mistaken, is just the acknowledgement , that you are wiser today than you were yesterday.

Khalil Gibran

Follow only beauty and obey only love.

Jonathan Swift

To acknowledge you were wrong yesterday is simply to let the world know that you are wiser today than you were then.

Jonathan Safran Foer

Yesterday I wanted to turn inside out.

Napoleon Hill

Yesterday is gone forever. Make the most of today and tomorrow if you wish to make up for lost time.

Norman Ralph Augustine

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

Omar Khayyam

Tomorrow! - Why, tomorrow I may be Myself with yesterday's sev'n thousand years.