Famous Quotes & Sayings

Conan O'Brien

Yesterday, President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn Beck's radio show as 'B. Hussein from Kenya.'

Conan O'Brien

Gary Busey said on the Today Show yesterday that Donald Trump would make a great President. Now Trump just needs endorsements from Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen.

Conan O'Brien

Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'

Sylvester McCoy

I have the philosophy of yes. If anybody asks me to do a job, I say, 'Yes.' I've said yes to everything.

Gail Sheehy

Character is what was yesterday and will be tomorrow.

Orson Scott Card

yesterday someone sent a message that was signed GOD! bernard said. really? dap said. i didn't know he was signed onto the system

Phil McGraw

Are you doing what you're doing today because you want to do it, or because it's what you were doing yesterday?

Ram Dass

In our relationships, how much can we allow them to become new, and how much do we cling to what they used to be yesterday?

David Letterman

Yesterday was not only daylight saving time, but also International Women's Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour.

David Gerrold

Tomorrow is going to be different than yesterday, it's going to be a lot different.

David A. Bednar

If today you are a little bit better than you were yesterday, then that's enough. And, if tomorrow you are a little bit better than you were today, then that's enough.

Condoleezza Rice

What you know today can affect what you do tomorrow, but not what you did yesterday.

Dan Quayle

When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is.

Brigitte Nielsen

It's a very, very tricky situation. I haven't said yes to either of them.

Maurice Maeterlinck

To disdain today is to prove that yesterday has been misunderstood.

Yesterday was a long day, ... Let's see if we can do a little better today.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Yesterday's fairy tale is today's fact. The magician is only one step ahead of his audience.

Daniel Defoe

Great families of yesterday we show, And lords, whose parents were the Lord knows who.

Liam Hemsworth

Tomorrow doesn't exist, yesterday is gone. The more I remind myself of that, the stronger I feel.

Douglas Adams

One day old Thrashbarg said that Almighty Bob had declared that he, Thrashbarg, was to have first pick of the sandwiches. The villagers asked him when this had happened, exactly, and Thrashbarg said it had happened yesterday, when they weren't looking. 'Have faith,' Old Thrashbarg said, 'or burn!' They let him have first pick of the sandwiches. It seemed easiest.

Colin Powell

I try to be the same person I was yesterday.

Claude Levi-Strauss

For everything is history: What was said yesterday is history, what was said a minute ago is history. But, above all, one is led to misjudge the present, because only the study of historical development permits the weighing and evaluation of the interrelationships among the components of the present-day society.

Daniel Pinkwater

Today is the yesterday you won't remember tomorrow.

Damien Hirst

I realised that you couldn't use the tools of yesterday to communicate today's world. Basically, that was the big light that went on in my head.

Cory Doctorow

We don’t care about what you did yesterday—we care about what you’re going to do tomorrow.

Curt Gowdy

An announcer is only as good as yesterday's performance.

Corey Feldman

People always want to pin yesterday's news on you, as opposed to asking you what you're going to do for the future, what you're doing today.

Dane Cook

I live my life like there's no yesterday.

David Levithan

Yesterday is another world. I want to go back there.

Desmond Tutu

The minute you got the Nobel Peace Prize, things that I said yesterday, with nobody paying too much attention, I say the same things after I got it - oh! It was quite crucial for people, and it helped our morale because apartheid did look invincible.

Andy Rooney

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

Alvin Toffler

The first rule of survival is clear: Nothing is more dangerous than yesterday's success.

Allyson Felix

I always want to give more than I gave yesterday.