Quotes about wit
witty profound sublime
Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. Charles Caleb Colton
witty expression order
Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds.... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects. Charles Simmons
without-god
The friend of God must not spend a day without God, and he must undertake no work apart from his God. Charles Spurgeon
witch-doctors pieces superstitions
You must develop the habit of skepticism, not swallow every piece of superstition you are told by witch-doctors and professors. Chinua Achebe
witty memories kids
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America. A tautology is a thing which is tautological. A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. If your kids look like you, it's hereditory. If they look like the neighbor, it's the environment. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Dave Barry
witty stupid party
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
witty time compelling-reason
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
witty technology promise
I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
witty powerful reality
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
witty sex teenage
It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers. Caroline Dhavernas
witty tongue wit
Your wits make others witty. Catherine the Great
witty wit
Your wit makes others witty.
wit ifs
If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. William Shakespeare
witness
Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness. Louis C. K.
witty
History is not just cruel. It is witty. Charles Krauthammer
witty sex jelly
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. Billy Joel
witness
A writer's work is to witness things. Edward Hoagland
witty men noses
A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am. Edmond Rostand
witty future past
When you realize the value of all life, you dwell less on what is past and concentrate more on the preservation of the future. Dian Fossey
witch easier outlander
It would ha' been a good deal easier, if ye'd only been a witch. Diana Gabaldon
witty real crime-novels
There's a real emphasis on being witty in Scotland, even in crime novels. Denise Mina
witty character play
As an actor, you can really play the intensity and gravity and seriousness of the moment, and just rely on the circumstances being funny. The joke is kind of the situation you're in, or the way you're reacting to something, as opposed to the characters just saying something witty. Ed Helms
witty devil respectable
The devil's most devilish when respectable. Elizabeth Barrett Browning
witty humorous idiot
What do you take me for, an idiot? Charles de Gaulle
witty people peanuts
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. Charles M. Schulz
witty men good-man
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
witty funny-life lying
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
witty fitness-motivational exercise
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
witty torah dare
I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah. Charles Grodin
witty fun philosophy
My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty. Bipasha Basu
witty two remember
Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN Bill Watterson
witty writing profound
writers of novels are so busy being solitary that they haven't time to meet one another. But then, a writer learns nothing from a writer, conversationally. If a writer has anything witty, profound or quotable to say he doesn't say it. He's no fool. He writes it. Edna Ferber
witty men brain
There's many witty men whose brains can't fill their bellies. Benjamin Franklin