Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jim Gaffigan

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.

Hugh Grant

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

One forgives to the degree that one loves.

Henry David Thoreau

I have always been regretting that I was not as wise as the day I was born.

Rebecca Hall

I've always had horrible Valentine's Days.

Kevin Bales

Yes, twenty-seven million in slavery is a lot of people, but it is just .0043 percent of the world's population. Yes, $23 billion a year in slave-made products as services is a lot of money but it is exactly what Americans spent on Valentine's Day in 2005. If humans trafficking generates $32 billion in profits annually, that is still a tiny drop in the ocean of the world economy.

Henry Van Dyke

Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear.

Joan Rivers

Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts.

Garry Shandling

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Emma Roberts

I don't really care too much about Valentine's Day... I've never had a valentine or anything. I've always just spent it with my friends, so I don't really have much expectation for Valentine's Day.

Elvis Presley

Sad thing is, you can still love someone and be wrong for them.

Lil Wayne

People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.

Lewis Grizzard

When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Lewis Black

The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.

Lewis Black

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine's Day.

John Keats

Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss.

Lindsay Ellingson

Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday.

Khalil Gibran

To know the pain of too much tenderness

Khalil Gibran

Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself, but if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires.

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

I've realized that although Valentine's Day can be a cheesy money making stint to most people, it's a day of expressing love across the world. It doesn't have to only be between lovers, but by telling a friend that you care, or even an old person that they are still appreciated.

Russell Westbrook

Valentine's Day's not for men.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

We say love is blind, and the figure of Cupid is drawn with a bandage around his eyes. Blind - yes, because he does not see what he does not like; but the sharpest-sighted hunter in the universe is Love for finding what he seeks, and only that.

Marcus Aurelius

Love the people with whom fate brings you together

Judy Greer

My perfect Valentine's Day would be coming home to a giant box waiting for me, and it has a gorgeous dress and high-heeled shoes and a handbag. And someone's waiting to do my hair and makeup. You can tell I've been in too many romantic comedies.

Patti Stanger

Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night.

Helen Fielding

Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me.

Rumi

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

Tracy McMillan

All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine's Day simply shines a light on the degree to which that didn't - or hasn't yet - materialized.

Robin Ince

My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, 'Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.'

Rob Sheffield

You can hear the Celtic heartbeat all over Europe and America, from Bing Crosby to Jack White, from the Smiths to My Bloody Valentine, from House of Pain to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

Thomas Hood

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!