Quotes about two
two yesterday irs
Yesterday the IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents. Conan O'Brien
two president asian
Today, former President Bill Clinton met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il and convinced him to release two American journalists that have been jailed since March. Isn't that great? This is big, yeah. Or as Clinton calls it, another Asian happy ending.
two wife trying
John Kerry is busy trying to raise money right now for his campaign. It was reported today that Kerry's hoping to raise $80 million before the Democratic convention. That's a lot of money. Yeah, Kerry has two ways to raise the $80 million: soliciting Democratic donors and going through his wife's purse.
two information way
Nobody knows really what they're doing and there's two ways to go with that information. One is to be afraid and the other is to be liberated, and I choose to be liberated by it.
two
There are two words for everything. E. V. Lucas
two two-sides sides
Two sides of the same coin, but which side is which? Orson Scott Card
two voice harmony
How much can you do with two voices? You can sing thirds or you can sing fifths or you can do a background harmony. Paul Simon
two guy together
We were always able to sing and blend well together; that's our gift. But aside from that, we're really two different guys.
two heaven needs
Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it. Ronald Reagan
two trying murder
A duel is just two murders who agree to take turns trying to kill each other.
two broken clock
A broken clock is right two times a day.
two use different
Getting something and having the wits to use it...those are two different things. Rick Riordan
two luck prime
The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck. Kurt Vonnegut
two trout purpose
Kilgore Trout once wrote a short story which was a dialogue between two pieces of yeast. They were discussing the possible purposes of life as they ate sugar and suffocated in their own excrement. Because of their limited intelligence, they never came close to guessing that they were making champagne.
two water earth
Although two thirds of our planet is water, we face an acute water shortage. The water crisis is the most pervasive , most severe, and most invisible dimension of the ecological devastation of the earth. Vandana Shiva
two mad female
Yet but three come one more. Two of both kinds make up four. Ere she comes curst and sad. Cupid is a knavish lad. Thus to make poor females mad. William Shakespeare
two one-day lions
Danger knows full well that Caesar is more dangerous than he. We are two lions litter’d in one day, and I the elder and more terrible.
two film should
I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two. David Letterman
two people want
Two people can care for each other but not want the same things. David Baldacci
two heaven world
We'll have all the best of this and Heaven too, the best of two Worlds!-Heaven now and Heaven to come! David Berg
two boots stitches
I needed two stitches after Alex kicked the boot at me. (on Ferguson) David Beckham
two albums reggae
I'm not a big reggae dude. I have maybe two other reggae albums. Dave Willis
two musician sound
A musician should only sound like what they do, and no two musicians sound the same. It's an individual-feel thing, you know? Dave Grohl
two way remember
But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them. David Wong
two class firsts
There are only two kinds of class: First class and no class. David O. Selznick
two doctors people
Great hospitals do two things. They look after patients, and they teach young doctors. We look after clients, and we teach young advertising people. David Ogilvy
two doctors laughing
I had this tic where I touch my mouth to my knee, and I'm always screwing up my back. I've had two shoulder surgeries. My doctor just smiles and laughs at me. Dash Mihok
two ephemeral depth
To me, there's two kinds of music these days. There's ephemeral music, and there's music that has lasting power and depth. Daryl Hall
two stairs billions
I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time. Danny Devito
two cash nightmare
There's lots of things that can be solved with cash. And there's occasional things that can't be solved with cash, which become a bureaucratic nightmare for some reason, and there's no distinction between the two. Danny Boyle
two creating actors
Actors want to impress at the beginning, so you take advantage of that by suddenly saying, 'Right, you're here for two weeks.' What you're doing is creating a siege mentality.
two car necks
ER was one of my favourites. I played a car accident victim who has leukemia. I got to wear a neck brace and nose tubes for the two days I worked. Dakota Fanning
two actresses ballerina
I've been a ballerina since I was two, but I've always wanted to be an actress.