Quotes about two
two want toenails
Tough toenails, tiger. What you want and what you get are usually two entirely different things. Nicholas Sparks
two comedian taste
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you?
two clouds fog
The mist starts to form as we stand close to one another. It is a distant fog that rises from the horizon, and I find that I grow fearful as it approaches. It slowly creeps in, enveloping the world around us, fencing us in as if to prevent escape. Like a rolling cloud, it blankets everything, closing, until there is nothing left but the two of us.
two thirds
Where one is present, God is the second, and where there are two, God is the third. Nazr Mohammed
two games bases
Coach Bo Pelini and coach Carl Pelini are two coaches I talk to on a regular basis, especially coach Bo. They are coaches I feel elevated my game. Ndamukong Suh
two people parent
There are four people in my life, not counting my reps who know everything, two of whom are my parents, that know everything, so that when I feel like I need to let it out, I can talk to any of those four people. Natalie Zea
two vision different
I was an economist now turning into a human being - as if these are two different things. I don't know but I did that and then I had no vision. Muhammad Yunus
two boxing slim
Frazier's got two chances. Slim, and none. And Slim just left town Muhammad Ali
two tuesday special
Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free. Mitch Hedberg
two alcohol disease
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right.
two ducks giving
Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.
two-friends facts slave
Of two friends, one is always the slave of the other, although frequently neither acknowledges the fact to himself. Mikhail Lermontov
two apples pie
If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake. Oscar Wilde
two america hair
When I went to America I had two secretaries, one for autographs, one for locks of hair. Within six months the one had died of writer's cramp, the other was completely bald.
two storm way
Like two doomed ships that pass in storm we had crossed each other's way: but we made no sign, we said no word, we had no word to say.
two poetry way
There are two ways to dislike poetry: One is to dislike it; the other is to read Pope.
two four working-it
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. Mae West
two body language
I speak two languages, Body and English.
two trouble
It takes two to get one in trouble.
two steps behinds
You'll always be two steps behind me. Madonna Ciccone
two the-end-of-the-day actors
Every actor wants to get their two cents in about a scene at the end of the day.
two giving people
It's difficult to get started-when it comes to dealing with an unknown quantity, people are reluctant to trust their own opinion. It helps if two or three people give you a boost Lyle Lovett
two path upside-down
The best path between two points is upside-down, between, then inside-out and round again. Lulu
two long three
This was love, I supposed, and eventually I would come to know it. Someday it would choose me and I would come to know its spell, for long stretches and short, two times, maybe three, and then quite probably it would choose me never again. Lorrie Moore
two california days-off
Each time that I have two or three days off, I'm off somewhere in California. Lizzie Brochere
two knees hips
I have two false hips, a wired-up right knee, two crushed discs and scoliosis. If I don't dance, I seize up. Liza Minnelli
two unhappy trying
Just to prove i was right that it's harder to be friends than lovers and you shouldn't try and mix the two, cause if you do and then you're still unhappy, then you know that the problem is you. Liz Phair
two people suffering
There are always two people involved in cruelty, aren't there? One to be vicious and someone to suffer! And what's the use of getting rid of - of wickedness, say - in the outside world if you let it creep back into things from inside you? Margaret Mahy
two people different
Me and Janet really are two different people. Michael Jackson
two hair justice
There never were, in the world, two opinions alike, no more than two hairs, or two grains; the most universal quality is diversity. Michel de Montaigne
two littles glory
Glory consists of two parts: the one in setting too great a value upon ourselves, and the other in setting too little a value upon others.
two iraq worry
We have not destroyed al Qaeda, so we still have that to worry about. We have its traditional allies, the Kashmiri groups, the groups that are operating now in Iraq, and now we have a third tier of threat amongst the Muslims that live in the West and who are inspired to do something against the West by the example of the other two tiers. Michael Scheuer
two hussein als
In an odd way, we have really destroyed two of our strongest allies against the Islamists. Saddam Hussein, and we've probably fatally undermined Bashir al Assad in Syria.