Quotes about two
two people bowling
Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldnt it be hysterical if we went bowling? Jim Gaffigan
two looks burgers
We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!’ Jim Gaffigan
two agreement loser
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt. Jim Bishop
two smoking needs
I was with some Vietnamese recently, and some of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time. That's the kind of customers we need! Jesse Helms
two currency wells
I always have my passport on me, as well as two currencies. Jennifer Morrison
two sound directors
I adapt to directors, I don't like making directors adapt to me. If I'm with Clint Eastwood then I'll do two takes, if I'm with Fincher I'll do 50 - though the thought of that sounds horrible. Jennifer Lawrence
two actors way
He wouldn't talk to me for two months. I was like, 'What an ass**le.' Actors are used to getting their way and to treating women like objects. "[on Wesley Snipes after she reports he made unreturned passes at her] Jennifer Lopez
two airports dinner
Whenever I travel to the South, the first thing I do is visit the best barbecue place between the airport and my hotel. An hour or two later I visit the best barbecue place between my hotel and dinner. Jeffrey Steingarten
two path comfortable
The best path to power combines two things: 1) a path that not many are taking and 2) something that you are capable and comfortable with doing. Jeffrey Pfeffer
two different actors
Meryl Streep's brilliant, just brilliant. I've been fortunate to do two movies with Meryl. And for an actor to go moment to moment like she does, there's no one better. And she dances between moments. Each take is different because she's riding instincts, she's riding impulses. And she trusts that. Jeff Daniels
two giving three
I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away. Jeff Foxworthy
two decision grace
I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right. Jeff Foxworthy
two actors three
I never had the slightest difficulty with a fellow actor. Not until One, Two, Three. In that picture, Horst Buchholz tried all sorts of scene-stealing didoes. I came close to knocking him on his ass. James Cagney
two balls gave-up
If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two. James Carville
two way allegiance
Allegiance, after all, has to work two ways; and one can grow weary of an allegiance which is not reciprocal. James A. Baldwin
two abortion mixing
The biggest obstacle was mixing abortion with overpopulation. These are two things that have nothing to do with each other. Jacques Yves Cousteau
two excess-baggage goal
The United Nation's goal is to reduce population selectively by encouraging abortion, forced sterilization, and control of human reproduction, and regards two-thirds of the human population as excess baggage, with 350,000 people to be eliminated per day. Jacques Yves Cousteau
two kitchen sushi
Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen. Jackie Mason
two people mind-your-own-business
Also, right at that particular time in the music business, because of people like the Beatles, people began owning their own publishing. I'll just say this really quickly - they used to divide the money for the music that was written in two, just equal halves. Jackson Browne
two greed gravity
The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed. Jack Palance
two choices wish
This word "description" may be disconcerting when used to refer to what is generally called a translation. But when one wishes to render a verbal creation (as opposed to a didactic statement) from one language to another, he is confronted with two equally unsatisfactory choices. He may, according to his talents, elaborate a similar, but never identical creation, or he may describe that creation as completely as possible in his own language. Gaston Bachelard
two soul doe
He who sees his soul is more than his life does not confuse the two. Gary Zukav
two forever earth
Our experiences of the Solstice depends entirely upon where we are when it occurs. Neither Solstice encompasses everyone. Neither can. The Solstices stand forever opposed, literally at the two poles of our Earth and experiences. Gary Zukav
two two-sides sides
It takes two sides to make a deal, two sides to negotiate and two sides to make it go bad. Gary Bettman
two feet giving
It is good to express a thing twice right at the outset and so to give it a right foot and also a left one. Truth can surely stand on one leg, but with two it will be able to walk and get around. Friedrich Nietzsche
two listening stuff
Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. Franklin P. Adams
two stupidity hydrogen
Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity Frank Zappa
two way dexter-morgan
It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is Jeff Lindsay
two people way
Capitalism is like Japanese Knotweed: nothing kills it off. If there were only two people left on the planet, one of them would find a way of making money out of the other. Jeanette Winterson
two people rooms
One room is always enough for one person. Two rooms is not enough for two people. That is one of the conundrums in life. Jeanette Winterson
two people rope
I keep telling this story - different people, different places, different times - but always you, always me, always this story, because a story is a tight rope between two worlds. Jeanette Winterson
two people important
When I started to realise how important the film was to people I thought there is a lot of negative stuff going on in the world, maybe they need these two people Jim Carrey
two laughing people
I'm not always looking for the laugh. I'm not the guy who sits in and listens to conversations and wants to jump in with something hilarious every two seconds. I actually do listen to people. Jim Carrey