Famous Quotes & Sayings

Eric Hoffer

Death has but one terror, that it has no tomorrow.

Rosario Dawson

You only live once. You don't want your tombstone to read: 'Played it Safe.'

Stephen King

Human beings have got a lot, of good, noble impulses inside them, and most people want to be good and do more good than they do evil. Hell, we've had nuclear weapons for years and nothing's happened. That in itself seems to be a miracle. If American president pushes the button, or somebody pushes the button in Russia, or somebody pushes it in Costa Rica, they can put a big tombstone in outer space that says, "We gave it a good try." Because we have.

Soren Kierkegaard

Had I to carve an inscription on my tombstone I would ask for none other than "The Individual."

Stephen Colbert

Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow.

William Shatner

I'm not going to have a tombstone. I'm going to be tossed in the air. Ashes, tossed like a salad.

Rob Thomas

I would like it to be certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

Ricki Lake

I can't even plan tomorrow.

Roger Goodell

The one thing I would hope would go on my tombstone is, 'I made my parents proud.'

Walter Winchell

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Yevgeny Zamyatin

And tomorrow--who knows what happens? Do you get it? I don't know and no one knows--it's all unknown! You understand, that this is the end to the Known? This is the new, the improbable, the unpredictable.

William Zinsser

Nobody becomes Tom Wolfe overnight, not even Tom Wolfe.

Will Rogers

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership.'

Yul Brynner

When I am dead and buried, on my tombstone I would like to have it written, 'I have arrived.' Because when you feel that you have arrived, you are dead.

Vladimir Lenin

Bah, tombstones are only good for pigeons to sit on

Rainbow Rowell

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,' he said.

Laurie Holden

I don't want my tombstone to say actress. I want it to say human being.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The passive master lent his hand, To the vast Soul which o'er him planned.

Sia Furler

I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist.

Lewis Mumford

I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written these words, "This man was an absolute fool. None of the disastrous things that he reluctantly predicted ever came to pass!"

Rodney Dangerfield

I don't get no respect

Tommy Lee Jones

Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow

Tom Sizemore

I weighed 190 when I got to boot camp, I came out at 178. I ate only the beans and tomato sauce.

Regina Brett

Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an end. Every eulogy reminds me to deepen my dash, that place on the tombstone between our birth and our death.

Rita Hayworth

To Yesterday's Companionship and Tomorrow's Reunion.

Tom Bosley

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for.

Steven Morrissey

When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone.

Ricky Williams

Tomorrow doesn't really exist.

Sammy Davis, Jr.

"The Entertainer" He did it all.

Rudyard Kipling

And the end of the fight is tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph drear, "A Fool lies here who tried to hustle the East."

Studs Terkel

So how are things going along? Pretty good. Going to be good tomorrow? Hope so.