Quotes about thin
thinking care make-you-happy
Do what makes you happy, and don't care what others think. Demi Lovato
thinking wish wake-up
Sometimes I wake up and think I wish id never told the world my story but I know good comes from it
thinking car people
I don't think I'm fixed. People think that you're like a car in a body shop. You go in, they fix you, and you're out. And you work like you're brand new, it doesn't work like that.It takes constant fixing.
thinking ideas should
I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be. Demetri Martin
thinking order trying
There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. I think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. And that can get a little boring.
thinking tv-shows worry
I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.
thinking years waiting
If I make my window ten days for stand-up, the conclusion is that I failed and that I'm not good at stand-up. If I make it ten years - if I just wait - the conclusion might be something totally different. I think it's so cool to do things in which you discover the malleability of your own mind.
thinking ties language
I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.
thinking long news
I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'
thinking invention all-time
I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.
thinking ears tone
I'm not a lawmaker, but I was thinking that if you have a really loud ring tone, maybe you should be stabbed in the ear?
thinking dancing bears
I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.
thinking pie littles
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
thinking stuff comic
As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.
thinking firsts hard
I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.
thinking role-models people
It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible.
thinking orange carrots
I think they named the orange before the carrot.
thinking interesting rhyme
I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.
thinking fire would-be
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
thinking pluto grew
The planets. Now footnote, I'm including Pluto in the planets, because I think it's terrible what they did to Pluto. And it's still a planet to me. I grew up with Pluto as a planet, it will always be a planet.
thinking interesting people
If only loud people were even half as interesting as they think they are.
thinking smoking looks
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.
thinking tough-times care
I care about politics, but I have a tough time making comedy out of it. I was so happy to have a chance to be on The Daily Show, and I think Jon Stewart's so funny... but mostly in my own comedy, I care about less relevant things.
thinking drawing trying
I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.
thinking caves never-forget
Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.
thinking sound my-favorite
I think my favorite sound is the sound of someone not playing the bongos.
thinking bears worms
I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.
thinking insane desire
I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.
thinking feedback improvisation
The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
thinking people bird
I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.
thinking eden buffets
If we were capable of thinking of everything, we would still be living in Eden, rent-free with all-you-can-eat buffets and infinitely better daytime TV programming. Dean Koontz
thinking evil balance
The world needed a little Evil, so Good had something to compare itself to, but you couldn't let it think it had the right-of-way on the road and an invitation to dinner.
thinking goal manipulation
A politician's goal is always to manipulate public debate. I think there are some politicians with higher goals. But all of them get corrupted by power.