Famous Quotes & Sayings

George Carlin

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing

Garth Brooks

Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers.

Felix Frankfurter

Gratitude is one of the least articulate of the emotions, especially when it is deep.

Francine Prose

'One Hundred Years of Solitude' convinced me to drop out of Harvard graduate school. The novel reminded me of everything my Ph.D. program was trying to make me forget. Thank you, Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

I've always been very thankful that they did take a chance,

Kevin Lowe

Thanks to Mark, ... the Islanders couldn't touch us after that.

Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.

Luiz Scolari

Thanks for everything and we will see you at the World Cup.

Bill Bradley

Thanks a lot. It was because of you that I actually got in shape.

Thank you very much to those who worked with us.

Evo Morales

Thank you very much. I'd like to visit you, Mr. President.

Thank you very much for getting that resolved.

Julian Casablancas

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the deafening roar.

G. H. Hardy

Thank you so much for your kind words.

Thank you for waiting for me for a long time.

Thank you for this consideration of the residents.

Fidel Castro

Thank you Fidel Castro, thank you for existing.

Gilles Duceppe

Thank you, everyone. That touches me right in the heart.

Thank you ... celebrations are really important to this town.

Thank you all very much. We couldn't do it without you.

I've got to thank my doctor, Dr. Monty Wilburn, because without him I would not have been able to come back. I'm just on top of the world right now. This is just amazing.

Ernest Holmes

ANYONE may become a revealer of Truth who lives in close contact with the indwelling God.

Erma Bombeck

I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

Erma Bombeck

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Helen Keller

For three things I thank God every day of my life: thanks that he has vouchsafed me knowledge of his works; deep thanks that he has set in my darkness the lamp of faith; deep, deepest thanks that I have another life to look forward to--a life joyous with light and flowers and heavenly song.

It's a way to thank them for what they do for us.

It's a blessing, ... I can't thank them enough.

Kumail Nanjiani

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

Harold B. Lee

The heaviest burden that one has to bear in this life is the burden of delaying too long before putting the fruit in the Jell-O so it's too firm and the chunks just sit on top.

Jim Butcher

Thank God for wisecracks.

Jim Butcher

Thank God for imminent doomsday.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow the gospel of her teachings and do my very best in the remarkably less glamorous kitchen of my own home... without the luxury of magically appearing prep bowls filled by a staff of sous chefs.