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thinking sound
I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound. Bob Newhart
truth truth-is being-funny
You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
thinking ideas brain
Stammering is different than stuttering. Stutterers have trouble with the letters, while stammerers trip over entire parts of a sentence. We stammerers generally think of ourselves as very bright. My own private theory is that stammerers have so many ideas swirling around their brains at once that they can't get them all out, though I haven't found any scientific evidence to back that up.
two pedestrians happens
A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.
thinking years practice
Yeah, playing anywhere from three to five gigs a week definitely [helped]. I think all the practice throughout the years and doing what I do paid off. Bo Bice
thinking being-there film
I think one of my very favorite films of all time was with Peter Sellers when he played Chauncey, the gardener. Being There. Blythe Danner
taken wonderful tricks
Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? Bo Derek
thinking islands three
We were on the island of Hawaii. I think I was there three months. It was fantastic. It is not much different than films. It depends on the television show but much of television today is as good or better than most films.
tattoo country world
I probably have the crappiest tattoo -- not only in country music -- but maybe the world, Blake Shelton
taken heart long
If you're callin' 'bout my heart, it's still yours / I should've listened to it a little more / Then it wouldn't have taken me so long / To know where I belong
tired fighting quitter
And I'm no quitter, but I'm tired of fighting.
thinking worry people
I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, 'I think you try too hard in your comedy.' And that's what I worry about. Bo Burnham
thinking clubs littles
I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
thinking favors littles
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
thinking trying controversial
I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
thinking trying add
I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
thinking years feelings
At the time of 'Words, Words, Words,' I'm a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he's entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that's inherently a little bit ridiculous.
thinking want speak
I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.
thinking comedian actors
I always wanted to be a comedian and actor, [...] I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
theory
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
thinking rights feminist
I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
thinking generosity support
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
two france six
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
thinking laughing worst-times
If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
thinking self people
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
thinking intelligent people
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
team storm fans
I have no problem with anyone storming the court. But storm the court after the opposing team has gone to the locker room. Once the opposing team is out of the area, put them all (the fans) on the court. Billy Donovan
tools defeated ifs
If I couldn't do it, then I'd be defeated. I've got the tools to do it. I never did question my tools. Billy Higgins
thinking firm believer
I'm a firm believer and I think my religion is inside. Billy Eckstine
talking gone accents
I'm not talking with an American accent. I haven't gone off and become Sammy Hagar. Billy Idol
thinking people one-day
There was a time when my whole life was in chaos, really, and I didn't help myself sort it out. But one day I came to my senses, and I think I was lucky because a lot of people don't.
thinking giving causes
Let's sink another drink, cause it will give me time to think.
thinking able exciting
I think love's exciting and happy, as well as being able to make you sad.