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thinking texas sick
Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas. Bill Maher
thinking russia house
Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.' You think she realizes that nuking Russia might not be good for someone who can see Russia from her house?
tattoo spiritual character
Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and it translate to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
talking issues people
We're always on a tightrope. We're trying to put together people who don't make sense to be together, talking about issues that are sensitive and controversial. We're mixing dangerous chemicals on a nightly basis.
thinking ideas sin
I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
trying want causes
You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
two sandwiches rooms
I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
thinking stuff
I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff.
truth shows ifs
All I did was tell the truth. That's is what the whole show is about! And if Politically Incorrect has to go down for it, so be it!
tired people might
I am so tired of rearranging my life around what the stupidest people might do.
track justice email
Eric Holder, our attorney general, says the Mr. Snowden will be brought to justice. Just as soon as we can find someone who can track his calls and read his emails.
talking people bills
The people who got everything wrong are back on TV talking about the place they got all wrong? Cheney, Bill Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle. It's like Satan's VIP list for Hell.
thinking ideas people
I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.
thinking secret snowden
I think we do sympathize. And a lot of us think a lot of what Snowden did was great, and you're abetting him. But, we also think, well, if we are going to have someone who is going to be the one to take secret materials and disseminate it...why you? You weren't elected to that post. That seems to be what the question always comes down to.
thinking government people
I think the right-wingers have to buddy up to the fact that either the minimum wage has to go up, and people get enough money to live, or you're always going to have people needing government assistance. You can't have it both ways.
thinking lord checks
If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.
teenage-girl flu shots
A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.
tonight comedy humour
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight...
thinking ideas leader
[George W. Bush] has balls. And he's a leader. Unfortunately his balls and leadership are in the service of shitty ideas. We need his balls on someone who thinks right.
thanksgiving country holiday
Americans are gluttons. We shop with forklifts. We have a holiday where we stuff food into other food. Our strippers wrestle in Jell-O, where other countries have to use mud.
thinking people wish
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
tv-shows two people
Many people can't deal with unanswered questions, which religion exploits by providing answers, even if they are just made up by someone. This is also why we love TV shows and movies that neatly wrap up everything in exactly an hour or two.
thinking starting-over people
I don't think all life is precious. I know people say that all the time, "Life is precious." I think some life is precious, and some life is just a waste of protoplasm. Start over.
teenage school kids
A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, ‘It is appalling that Obama spent his teenage years goofing around and smoking pot when he should have been pinning down gay kids and cutting their hair.
tolerance intolerance theocracy
Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
two answers way
Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times.
teacher kids horrible
The teachers don't know anything. What are the kids going to learn with a horrible education system?
thinking people church
I didn't really think a lot about religion, but I didn't really think a lot against it, either. I was one of those people who didn't go to church, but when I got in trouble I kinda pleaded with God - whoever that was.
thinking over-you federal-reserve
Even when [Federal Reserve Chairman Ben] Bernanke said the recession was over ... you think that would have been a bigger boom somewhere, but it seems we just take everything in stride.
talking hair analogies
Sam Harris made that great analogy. He said, 'If someone was talking into their hair dryer and claiming that they were speaking to God, they would call Bellevue. But, take away the hair dryer, it's just praying.'
thinking rights suffering
Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can't really figure out because he's not really a drinker. They think he might have picked up some type of infection while wiping his ass with the Bill of Rights.
truth people wonder
Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
thinking differences hatred
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking, what he secretly wants to change. Anger with Bush was based on what he actually did. What Bush was thinking didn't matter. Because he wasn't.