Famous Quotes & Sayings

Friedrich Nietzsche

But this people has deliberately made itself stupid, for nearly a millennium: nowhere have the two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity, been abused more dissolutely.

Jessica Simpson

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'

Giacomo Casanova

I have met with some of them - very honest fellows, who, with all their stupidity, had a kind of intelligence and an upright good sense, which cannot be the characteristics of fools.

Georgia O'Keeffe

School and things that painters have taught me even keep me from painting as I want to. I decided I was a very stupid fool not to be at least paint as I wanted to and say what I wanted to when I painted as that seemed to be the only thing I could do that didn't concern anybody but myself ... I found that I could say things with colour and shapes that I couldn't say in any other way things that I had no words for.

Georgia O'Keeffe

I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to.

Georgia O'Keeffe

I can't live where I want to, I can't go where I want to go, I can't do what I want to, I can't even say what I want to. I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to.

Gerald R. Ford

I was dumbfounded by the stupidity of the Watergate break-in.

Gerald R. Ford

If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.

Jim Jarmusch

Stupid f***ing white man.

Jim Davidson

People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.

Jim Cramer

Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away

Jim DeMint

Cash-for-Clunkers program was a stupid idea.

Jesse Eisenberg

I hate watching me. I hate watching me. It just makes me feel awful. I think, 'I look stupid from that angle. I wish I didn't let them put that shirt on me.'

Jesse Eisenberg

As an actor, you have to be open to doing things where you look stupid, to be experimental.

Hunter S. Thompson

Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser.

Hunter S. Thompson

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

Hunter S. Thompson

Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world-or been beaten and gassed by Police for trespassing on public property-or been hounded by the IRS for purely political reasons-or locked up in the Cook County Jail with a broken nose and no phone access and twelve perverts wanting to stomp your ass in the shower. That is when it matters who is President or Governor or Police Chief. That is when you will wish you had voted.

Honore de Balzac

Heaven should be kind to stupid people, for no one else can be consistently.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There are a great many simpletons who know themselves to be so, and who make a very cunning use of their own simplicity.

Ian MacKaye

I don't think it's an ethical or moral issue, or even that people are stupid, but I do feel like as a culture things are out of balance, perverted, and inverted. Things that are ridiculous are worshipped, and things that are important are ridiculed. I think that's something worth thinking about.

Ian Gillan

I haven't ever had any ambition in my life. I just drift from day to day with a stupid grin on my face.

Hugh Laurie

People are more open about seeking help these days. They recognise the fact that the alternative to having a shrink is that you bore your friends stupid. So I figured that I might as well give someone 100 bucks an hour to hear my woes. At least someone can make a living out of listening to my tedious problems.

Horace Greeley

Stupidity has no friends, and wants none.

Homer

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Homer

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

Homer

Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.

Enrique Iglesias

If you're buying an album because of the face on it, you're stupid.

Eoin Colfer

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

Eoin Colfer

I waved my hand in front of my face, obi-wan style. "I am not here." Niall's mucas glands kicked into overdrive. "Eoin's dead! And his ghost is standing right there on the grass!" Donal let out a long suffering sigh. "Eoin is being a writer." Niall calmed down, becuase everyone knows writers are weird and are always doing stupid thingss.

Eoin Colfer

Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?

Eoin Colfer

No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.

Eminem

Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid.

Eminem

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?