Famous Quotes & Sayings

Spalding Gray

Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.

Thomas Harris

Funerals often make us want sex-it's one in the eye for death.

Thomas Hardy

Sometimes a woman's love of being loved gets the better of her conscience, and though she is agonized at the thought of treating a man cruelly, she encourages him to love her while she doesn't love him at all. Then, when she sees him suffering, her remorse sets in, and she does what she can to repair the wrong.

Tim Berners-Lee

Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind.

Thomas Jefferson

Nothing is so disgusting to our sex as want of cleanliness and delicacy in yours.

Thom Gunn

I don't think of sex as a self-destructive impulse.

Thom Gunn

I deliberately wrote a poem in my last book where I was suggesting that there are other passions as great as or more important than the passion of sex.

Woody Allen

You use sex to express every emotion except love.

Woody Allen

Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend. Woody Allen Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Woody Allen

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

Woody Allen

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

Woody Allen

Spencer was searching for a woman interested in gold, inorganic chemistry, outdoor sex and the music of Bach. In short, he was looking for himself, only female.

Woody Allen

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Woody Allen

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Woody Allen

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Woody Allen

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Woody Allen

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

Woody Allen

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Woody Allen

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.

Woody Allen

That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

Woody Allen

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.

Woody Allen

Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

Woody Allen

I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.

Woody Allen

There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

Woody Allen

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

Woody Allen

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

Woody Allen

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

William Weld

Managing people's sex lives is something that I don't think is a good role for government.

William J. Clinton

I have never had sex with that woman, Hillary Clinton.

William Friedkin

I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.

William Gibson

You could have sex relatively comfortably on a platform of books, but not on a platform of PDA.s. Hardcover books. Paperbacks might start sliding around. Though I.d still prefer paperbacks to a pile of PDA.s.