Famous Quotes & Sayings

Elizabeth Gilbert

What if we just acknowledged that we have a bad relationship, and we stuck it out, anyway? What if we admitted that we make each other nuts, we fight constantly and hardly ever have sex, but we can't live without each other, so we deal with it? And then we could spend our lives togeth- er — in misery, but happy to not be apart.

Elizabeth Gilbert

If I'm being forgiving of myself, I could say I'm somebody who was really hungry for experiences. The same thing that would make me go try to be a trail cook on a ranch was the same thing that would make me want to have sex with a couple cowboys while I was there.

Elisha Cuthbert

I just don't like showing everything I've got. I don't want to look like I'm trying too hard to be sexy.

Elaine Morgan

It takes two to make a woman into a sex object.

Jimmy Fallon

Yesterday the Supreme Court lifted the ban on same-sex marriage in Kansas. They didn't give a reason for the ruling, but then again when a state is famous for a Judy Garland musical about a rainbow and a wizard who comes out of a closet, do you really need an excuse?

Joe Bob Briggs

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure."

Joan Crawford

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces.

Joan Crawford

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

Joan Collins

According to my sister Jackie, most men stray. And sex doesn't mean anything to most men. But I wouldn't date a man who slept around. Absolutely not, I've divorced people for that

Joan Collins

I've always maintained that there is a very fine line between a daring, sexy older woman and mutton dressed as lamb.

Lou Reed

She never ever lost her head even when she was giving head.

Lisa Kleypas

For thousands of nights I dreamed of making love to you. No man on earth has ever hated sunrise as I do.

Lisa Kleypas

The look of experience suited him, especially because somewhere deep in those eyes, there still lurked a dangerous invitation to play. He had a quality of masculine confidence that was a thousand times more potent than mere handsomeness. Perfect goodlooks could leave you cold, but this kind of sexy charisma went straight to your knees. -Haven Travis

Lisa Kleypas

Alone-sex didn't count. It's like the difference between thinking to yourself or having a good conversation with someone--the pleasure is in the exchange.

Linus Torvalds

Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.

Linda Ronstadt

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

Linda Fiorentino

People over 30 are interested in sex too, but they get real movies about it.

Linda Chavez

Tom Walls' buddies remain an isolated minority, except during times of economic or social stress, when a mass following develops to blame cranky sociopaths for the problems besetting society. If it weren't for brown-nosing evil firebrands, he would have no friends. The ideas backing up his rejoinders are extremely superficial and sex-crazed.

Lil' Kim

Give 'em a pussy invite.

Lil' Kim

I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.

Lilith Saintcrow

Come take a look at one of the oldest human urges- religion. After all, the only thing that makes us screwier is sex.

Lilith Saintcrow

Richelle Mead delivers sexy action and tongue-in-cheek hellish humor-if damnation is this fun, sign me up!

Lil Wayne

When it waynes, it pours.

Lil Wayne

Guns turn you boys into pussies, sex change

Lil Wayne

Ma sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics.

Lil Wayne

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex, cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.

Leo Tolstoy

Man survives earthquakes, epidemics, the horrors of disease, and all the agonies of the soul, but for all time his tormenting tragedy is, and will be, the tragedy of the bedroom.

Lester Bangs

All humans are the same sex, except albinos.

Lauren Groff

In my totally unscientific yet enthusiastic survey of Communal Experiments Throughout American History, I've discovered that the thing most likely to break up said experiments is: Sex, all that murky, dark, dirty gunk simmering beneath human relations.

Lauren Groff

Sex is a good starting point for everything.

Lady Gaga

I don't feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I'm changing what people think is sexy.

Lady Gaga

I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody. So it’s okay not to have sex, it’s okay to get to know people. I’m celibate. Celibacy’s fine.

Lady Gaga

The last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a sexy pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself.