Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jay Inslee

Not wasting energy. It is the least sexy, but the single most important and always the least expensive. You would be very interested in a report by the McKinsey consulting firm that concluded that 40 percent of everything that we have to do to mitigate our emissions are net economic winners. They are cost effective and the most cost effective is not wasting energy. That's actually going to be the largest part of this whole journey, I believe - using less energy with the same beneficial results.

Jay Leno

America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet!

Jay Leno

There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the other way. The only problem is when Hillary does look the other way Bill's having sex with a women over there too.

Jay Leno

It seems The Journal of Neurology reports that the longer you smoke, the less likely you are to develop Parkinson's disease. So what are they telling us? Follow me guys. Remember, a couple of months ago, doctors said drinking a glass of alcohol every day was good for your heart. Smoking prevents Parkinson's disease. Marijuana is good for glaucoma. Sex is good for your prostate. You know, screw health care. Let's party!

Jay Leno

Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people.

Jay Leno

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

Jay Leno

Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans...

Jay Leno

At the G-20 summit, the White House accidentally listed a phone-sex line for journalists seeking an on-record briefing call for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. To which Bill said, 'Boy, did they get the wrong number.'

Jay Leno

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car.

Jay Leno

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

Jay Leno

The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.

Jay Leno

Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

Jay Leno

9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control!

Jay Leno

It turns out Enron workers were not only shredding documents at work, they were having sex at work. Having sex and shredding documents. Those are two things you don't want to get mixed up.

Jay Leno

Apparently 26 years ago, Arnold gave an interview to Oui magazine about his sex life. The good news is that Arnold is married to Maria Shriver and now that he's had a sex scandal, the Kennedy family has finally accepted him.

Jay Leno

According to a new study, 63% of men surveyed said they like to settle an argument by having sex. The other 37% of the men said they would never want to get into an argument with those men.

Jay Leno

Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they're good at it.

Muriel Spark

we have invented sex guilt to take our minds off the real thing.

Moby

Under no circumstances do I ever want to see any part of me having sex! I wouldn't want to see video tape, pictures, in the mirror, nothing.

Moby

One can only snort so many ants and have so much sex before one starts to long for the comfort and companionship of a good book.

Moby

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

Mindy Kaling

Every actor pretends that they hate sex scenes, and the truth is that they all love them, and they're lying.

Mindy Kaling

I'm so much more confident and sexy at thirty-eight than I ever was when I was eighteen or twenty-four...

Mindy Kaling

People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What's wrong with me?

Mindy Kaling

There are time when friends have said they hooked up with someone and all it means is that they had a highly anticipated kissing session. Other times it's a full-on all-night sex-a-thon. Can't we have a universal understanding of the term, once and for all? From now on, let's all agree that hooking up = sex. Everything else is 'made out.' And if you're older than twenty-eight, then just kissing someone doesn't count for crap and is not even worth mentioning. Unless you're Mormon, in which case you're going to hell.

Mindy Kaling

My understanding of the way sex scenes work is that you're surrounded by crew, and you're cold, and you have to do it eight times 'cause they didn't get the lighting. It doesn't sound pleasant, but you think that actors actually enjoy it?

Mika

I never talk about anything to do with my sexuality.

Kristy Swanson

I would rather take the role and work and make my own money and self respect than to have sex with someone who has a lot of money.

Kirsten Dunst

I don't try to be sexy, but if you are sexy it comes out. If you're not, you're not.

Kirsten Dunst

I am sure I would love to do it now, but back then, I was, like, 11 and it was 'ugh.' There's nothing sexual or sexy when you're that age. So I was kissing Brad Pitt. So what? He had chapped lips. He was lovely and kind and sweet to me, but it was just yuk.

Kirsten Dunst

I like people more undone than made up. Patricia Arquette is the ultimate. She's not anorexic or perfectly tan, she's not trying to be anything but what she is, and that's the most sexy thing.

Kirsten Dunst

I love my snaggle fangs. They give me character and character is sexy.

Kimberly Elise

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad.