Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mikhail Gorbachev

You are fortunate to live here. If I were your President, I would levy a tax on you for living in San Francisco!

John Grisham

How could homosexuals possibly srew up the sanctity of marriage any worse than heterosexuals?

Margaret Cho

The best tattooists are in San Francisco, and they're kind of like my family now. I'm always excited to come back to San Francisco.

Mark Twain

I have always been rather better treated in San Francisco than I actually deserved.

Oscar Wilde

I never saw so many well-dressed, well-fed, business-looking Bohemians in my life.

Mark Twain

I have done more for San Francisco than any of its old residents. Since I left there it has increased in population fully 300,000. I could have done more - I could have gone earlier - it was suggested.

Mark Twain

for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

Michael O'Donoghue

Nothing important has ever come out of San Francisco, Rice-a-Roni aside.

Christine Pelosi

When I was a prosecutor in San Francisco I would get advice on trying cases from public defenders and defense attorneys.

Norman Foster

Google has already tested robot cars in San Francisco. If they can navigate San Francisco, they can probably manage just about anywhere.

Rick Ross

I remember when I couldn’t afford to eat like this. It was ramen noodles and the San Francisco Treat [Rice-A-Roni]. Dessert? Get you a honey bun and put a slice of cheese on it. Put it in the microwave for 45 seconds and you had the gift of a lifetime.

Jon Stewart

I want a sandwich named after me.

William Robertson Smith

The myths connected with individual sanctuaries and ceremonies were merely part of the apparatus of the worship; they served to excite the fancy and sustain the interest of the worshipper... no one cared what he believed about its origin.

William Saroyan

If you’re alive, you can’t be bored in San Francisco. If you’re not alive, San Francisco will bring you to life.

Will Durst

In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.

Sarah Rees Brennan

Jared told her he used to be an exotic dancer in San Francisco.' 'My body is a gift from God,' Jared said gravely. 'Except for my hips, which are clearly a gift from the devil.

Sarah Palin

We tend to prefer candidates that don't talk about us one way in Scranton and another way in San Francisco.

Sara Zarr

I have no desire to go back to San Francisco.