Quotes about running
running night comedian
Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians. Conan O'Brien
running party texas
Texas senator and tea party favorite Ted Cruz announced he's running for president. He pledged to lead America boldly forward into the 1950s.
running two president
Lindsey Graham is now the seventh Republican running for president. If you're keeping score, that's basically one Republican candidate for every two Republican voters.
running book thinking
In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.
running roles schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to 'The Terminator.' In this one he travels back in time and kills the person who suggested he run for governor.
running home yesterday
Barry Bonds in the news. Yesterday Barry Bonds' agent said that Bonds could hit as many as 1,000 home runs. And the agent admitted he's on more drugs than Barry Bonds.
running cnn blame
CNN’s Rick Sanchez said the Jews run CNN. Ah, so that’s who we blame for Rick Sanchez.
running sex office
George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.
running years teeth
One of the candidates running for governor is a 100-year-old woman. Yeah, the 100-year-old says she'd like to recall Governor Gray Davis, but more importantly, she'd like to recall where she left her teeth.
running country california
Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor of California. The announcement was good news for Florida residents who now live in the second flakiest state in the country.
running mean president
Donald Trump announced today he is running for president of the United States. Traditionally that means six more weeks of comedy.
running country tv-shows
Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn't born in this country.
running political president
Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter has filed papers to run for president. But in his official filing, he misspelled the word 'president.' Political experts say it's all part of Hunter's plan to attract Bush supporters.
running ideas giving
Donald Trump refuses to give details about his policy plans. Trump apologized by saying, 'When I announced I was running for president, I had no idea people would take me seriously.'
running nbc president
NBC executives say that if Donald Trump does run for president, they will not renew The Apprentice. So some good may come out of this.
running night cake
Donald Trump is going to make an announcement about running for President on the season finale of Celebrity Apprentice. Not to be outdone, the same night the Cake Boss will reveal his plan for overhauling Medicare.
running teacher fun
In Montana, a math teacher is running for the Senate. Win or lose, she plans on demanding a recount because math is fun.
running issues president
Just days after Mitt Romney suggested he might run for president, there's been a backlash. The backlash is led by Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, and just to hedge his bets on every issue, Mitt Romney.
running president want
According to a new poll, nearly six out of 10 Republicans want Mitt Romney to run for president. So do 10 out of 10 Democrats.
running years california
California's 74-year-old Senator Barbara Boxer announced she will not run for re-election in 2016. When I saw the headline '74-Year-Old Boxer,' I assumed they were making another 'Rocky' movie.
running hate ideas
Top Democrats have mixed feelings about Sen. Hillary Clinton running for president. Apparently, some Democrats don't like the idea, while others hate it.
running names mexican
The drug lord is on the run. His name is El Chapo. Donald Trump is in a Twitter feud with this Mexican drug lord. It's historic - the first time Americans have ever sided with a Mexican drug lord.
running men yesterday
Donald Trump insisted yesterday that he is not racist, because one time an African-American won Apprentice. Because nothing says 'not racist' like making a black man run your errands.
running fun winning
Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win.
running president titles
Hillary Clinton is not the first woman to run for president. That title belongs to Victoria Woodhull, who ran for president in 1872. Her running mate was a young, scrappy John McCain.
running men average
The average man's judgment is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it. E. W. Howe
running men office
If you have sense enough to realize why flies gather around a restaurant, you should be able to appreciate why men run for office.
running technology dust
A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance. Colin McEnroe
running strong people
It strikes me there's a bunch of people in power who have really strong intentions of running the world and adjusting the world to exactly how they see it. Colin Hay
running thinking kim
Think hard about it: I'm running out of demons. I'm running out of villians. I'm down to Castro and Kim Il Sung. Colin Powell
running fun military
Have fun in your command. Don't always run at a breakneck pace. Take leave when you've earned it, spend time with your families.
running dream hope
Man ever talks, and Man ever dreams Of better days that are yet to be, After glittering goal, that distant gleams, Running and racing untiringly. The worldly may grow old and young as it will, But the Hope of man is Improvement still. Hope bears him into life in her arms, She flutters around the boy's young bloom, The soul of youth with her magic warms, Nor rests with age in the silent tomb; For ends man his weary course at the grave, There plants he Hope o'er his ashes to wave. Friedrich Schiller
running tired sick
Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he is sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that. David Letterman