Quotes about red
redneck men might
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck orange might
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck house might
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck water honor
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might dresses
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might needs
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck looks might
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might fridges
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck effort might
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck fire house
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck mind might
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck hunting might
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might toothpicks
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might tornadoes
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might ifs
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck black velvet
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck thinking might
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck thinking musical
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck moon thinking
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck mouths might
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'? Jeff Foxworthy
redneck doors color
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck car long
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck law might
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck texas might
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck police might
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police! Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might limits
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck house might
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might ambulance
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might tanks
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck light might
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might rats
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck beer wife
You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck army might
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress. Jeff Foxworthy