Quotes about pregnancy
pregnancy fetus criminals
The measure would set criminal penalties, the same as those that would apply if harm or death happened to the pregnant woman, for those who harm a fetus. Ken Calvert
pregnancy trying kill-me
I would say that during the time that I was 14 and pregnant - I didn't even know what pregnancy was when I got pregnant - I was trying to do everything I could to harm myself. I said to God, "God, if you want me to die, then you're going to have to kill me". Oprah Winfrey
pregnancy order years
I haven't, in the 23 years that I have been in the uniformed services of the United States of America, ever violated an order - not one. Oliver North
pregnancy riddle solutions
Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy Friedrich Nietzsche
pregnancy solutions
Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.
pregnancy fire water
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant! Jessica Simpson
pregnancy calling swamps
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
pregnancy drinking naughty
We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.
pregnancy talking brain
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
pregnancy scotch fetus
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
pregnancy almost-done balls
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
pregnancy hands jelly
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.
pregnancy boys ifs
If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!
pregnancy kids love-is
I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've never had before.
pregnancy feelings kind
I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
pregnancy trying
We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
pregnancy average fart
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
pregnancy balls sitting
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
pregnancy people pregnant-women
People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
pregnancy causes united-states
Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States. Jenna Marbles
pregnancy commitment israel
My commitment to the security and future of Israel is based upon basic morality as well as enlightened self-interest. Our role in supporting Israel honors our own heritage. Gerald R. Ford
pregnancy secret
Secrets are like pregnancies hereabouts. You can hide them for a while but then they will start screaming. Jim Crace
pregnancy son weight-watchers
I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn't until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back. Jenny McCarthy
pregnancy past parent
Parents are like shuttles on a loom. They join the threads of the past with threads of the future and leave their own bright patterns as they go. Fred Rogers
pregnancy healthy firsts
When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet. Liv Tyler
pregnancy home thinking
And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate. Lizz Winstead
pregnancy parent bombs
My parents were overprotective because you could get kidnapped and bombs were exploding in the streets. Mia Maestro
pregnancy fall decision
The kinds of cases that fall at the end of pregnancy are often the most heartbreaking, painful decisions for families to make. Hillary Clinton
pregnancy miracle helping
Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle. Erma Bombeck
pregnancy miracle wish
If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
pregnancy trying childbirth
I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth. George Eliot
pregnancy tests clue
I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops. Gabriel Iglesias
pregnancy beer order
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer.