Quotes about pregnancy
pregnancy yoga thinking
I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds. Gisele Bundchen
pregnancy thinking age
I didn't think it was possible at my age honestly. They call it a geriatric pregnancy Halle Berry
pregnancy creativity birth
What saved me then? Nothing but pregnancy. And each time after I had given birth to my work my life hung suspended by a thin thread. Friedrich Nietzsche
pregnancy waiting owing
There are highly gifted spirits who are always infertile simply because, owing to a weakness in temperament, they are too impatient to wait out their pregnancy to term.
pregnancy abdication growing
Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Something growing inside you which would eventually usurp your life. Erica Jong
pregnancy taken men
Back in the days when men were hunters and chest beaters and women spent their whole lives worrying about pregnancy or dying in childbirth, they often had to be taken against their will. Men complained that women were cold, unresponsive, frigid. They wanted their women wanton. They wanted their women wild. Now women were finally learning to be wanton and wild - and what happened? The men wilted.
pregnancy trying childbirth
I like trying to get pregnant. I'm not so sure about childbirth. George Eliot
pregnancy tests clue
I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops. Gabriel Iglesias
pregnancy beer order
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer.
pregnancy years judging
I was the United States Attorney for Maine for three years, and then was appointed a federal judge. George J. Mitchell
pregnancy wanted moody
I'm very moody when it comes to food. Even before pregnancy I would just get very specific with things that I wanted. Chrissy Teigen
pregnancy use way
The truth is women use contraception not only as a way to prevent unintended pregnancies, but also to improve their health and the health of their families. Increased access to contraception is directly linked to declines in maternal and infant mortality. Felicity Huffman
pregnancy eye squares
The jargon of sculptors is beyond me. I do not know precisely why I admire a green granite female, apparently pregnant monster with one eye going around a square corner. Ezra Pound
pregnancy miracle helping
Pregnancy is the only time in a woman's life she can help God work a miracle. Erma Bombeck
pregnancy miracle wish
If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
pregnancy risk definitions
Twins are a high-risk pregnancy, by definition. The quieter I am, the longer I can keep them growing. Jane Pauley
pregnancy past parent
Parents are like shuttles on a loom. They join the threads of the past with threads of the future and leave their own bright patterns as they go. Fred Rogers
pregnancy paranoid pregnant
Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. Molly Ivins
pregnancy looks jordan
On her breast size increase during pregnancy: I even make Jordan look normal. Kerry Katona
pregnancy moose birth
The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Ina May Gaskin
pregnancy thinking moose
Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.
pregnancy thinking elephants
Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Human female bodies have the same potential to give birth as well as aardvarks, lions, rhinoceri, elephants, moose, and water buffalo. Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.
pregnancy responsibility parent
We share responsibility. It's important to have a good spouse; that's where I sympathize with single parents. Hunter Tylo
pregnancy self defense
Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one. Gloria Steinem
pregnancy riddle solutions
Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy
pregnancy solutions
Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.
pregnancy fire water
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant! Jessica Simpson
pregnancy calling swamps
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
pregnancy drinking naughty
We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.
pregnancy talking brain
Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
pregnancy scotch fetus
It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
pregnancy almost-done balls
It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
pregnancy hands jelly
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.