Famous Quotes & Sayings

Beth Henley

Somehow I got to be one of five or six actors that the directors would use as guinea pigs at this directing colloquium, where people pay to listen to and watch the directors direct.

Beth Orton

I was born on a pig farm in Norfolk. We grew up in the city called Norwich in Norfolk, then I moved to London when I was thirteen.

Bill Watterson

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Don Murray

Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.

Jack Nicklaus

The fact is, I diet every day of my life. I have to work at it. But I diet so I can pig out.

Georges Simenon

Madame....gloatingly savored her words as earlier she had savored her pig's trotter.

Jim Davis

When in doubt, pig out!

Jeremy Clarkson

It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom

Jeff Foxworthy

I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.

Jim Harbaugh

I was and still am happier than a pig in slop.

Jasper Fforde

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?

Ernest Hemingway

I am like a blind pig when I work.

George Sutherland

A nuisance may be merely a right thing in the wrong place like a pig in the parlor instead of the barnyard.

George Orwell

Between pigs and human beings there was not and there need not be any clash of interest whatsoever.

Fats Waller

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?

Eugene O'Neill

Irish as a Paddy's pig.

Florynce Kennedy

Nail polish or false eyelashes isn't politics. If you have good politics, what you wear is irrelevant. I don't take dictation from the pig-o-cratic style setters who say I should dress like a middle-aged lady. My politics don't depend on whether my tits are in or out of a bra.

Flannery O'Connor

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.

Fred Hampton

I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to have to attack the pigs. The people are going to have to stand up against the pigs. That's what the Panthers is doing, that's what the Panthers are doing all over the world.

Fred Hampton

You're gonna have to keep on saying that - I am the proletariat, I am the people. I am not the pig. You've got to make a distinction.

Jim Butcher

Oh, what would you like on your vegetarian pizza?" "Dead pigs and cows," I said. She glanced up at me and wrinkled her nose. "They're vegetarians," I said defensively.

Bryan Cranston

When actors first come up, you're auditioning for everything - you're trying to sniff it out like a pig with a truffle and you would do anything!

Kristin Scott Thomas

If you make a film about a pig farmer in Wales and you are a huge hit as the pig farmer's wife, the next thing is you'll be asked to do a film about a sheep farmer in Scotland.

Molly Ivins

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

Julian Assange

I may be a chauvinist pig of some sort, but I'm no rapist.

Keith Moon

They're always saying I'm a capitalistic pig. I suppose I am. But... it's good for my drumming.

Ice Cube

Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.

Irma S. Rombauer

A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.

J. K. Rowling

Hagrid looked down at his umbrella and scratched his beard. 'Shouldn'ta lost me temper,' he said ruefully, 'but it didn't work anyway. Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn't much left ter do.

George Herbert

Of a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft. [Of a pig's tail you can never make a good shaft.]

Hunter S. Thompson

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

James Cromwell

Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.

Julia Quinn

He sighed, wondering how his life had been turned upside down by this woman in less than forty-eight hours. Correction: by this woman, a pig, and a rabbit.