Quotes about new-york
new-york self tests
Researchers here in New York created a robot that actually passed a self-awareness test. So if you're keeping score, that's robots: 1, Donald Trump, 0. Jimmy Fallon
new-york compassion doctors
The heroic New York doctor who caught Ebola has been declared Ebola free. President Obama called the doctor to thank him for his selflessness and compassion. Then to be safe, Obama threw his phone in a trash can and lit it on fire. Jimmy Fallon
new-york cnn waiting
Today is the midterm elections. The Washington Post is predicting that there's a 98 percent chance of the Republicans taking the Senate and The New York Times says there's a 75 percent chance. And CNN said, 'Wait, that's today?' Jimmy Fallon
new-york gun hands
I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists. Jimmy Fallon
new-york moon potholes
In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing. Jimmy Fallon
new-york challenges nominations
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio has been positioning himself to challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. Hillary once developed a program to deliver rural healthcare, while de Blasio once dropped a groundhog on its head. Jimmy Fallon
new-york air two
In New York and New England the sap starts up in the sugar maple the very day the bluebird arrives, and sugar-making begins forthwith. The bird is generally a mere disembodied voice; a rumor in the air for two or three days before it takes visible shape before you. John Burroughs
new-york cities world
New York is the best food city in the world. Joe Bastianich
new-york military numbers
You get a lawyer whether you're in a military tribunal or whether you're in a federal court, number one. The attorney general decided that the court with the biggest - with the greatest venue, with the best jurisdiction was the New York court. That was the right decision to make. Joe Biden
new-york towns chicago
I love Chicago. It's such a great town, and it's got great culture and great history, and it's not as extreme as LA or New York, and it's just- it's hard for me for work, because I don't live and work in the same place and that's tough. But I'm- I love it. Joan Cusack
new-york england apartment
Most of the time we've been living in England and now we've bought an apartment in New York which we absolutely love. Joan Collins
new-york writing careers
Raymond Chandler managed to write about L.A. his whole career. Should I keep going writing about New York? Is that what I should be doing? Songwriting doesn't work that way. Lou Reed
new-york cells cities
Just one living cell in the human body is, more complex than New York City. Linus Pauling
new-york ideas stupidity
For a while, I thought, maybe I should direct, until I got to New York and saw the stupidity of that idea. If it's hard to get into acting, what is it like for a woman to become a director? Linda Hunt
new-york revenge team
The populist zeal to seek revenge on those who make a lot of money is targeted almost exclusively at corporations. I haven't heard outcries about Hollywood actors who make millions per film, even when those movies are a bust at the box office and the talent at issue has none. There's no outrage over athletes like New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez's $33 million salary or Celtic power forward Kevin Garnett's $25 million. Nor should there be. These are exceptionally talented individuals whose teams' owners think they're worth every penny. Linda Chavez
new-york home purpose
I was a hoarder, and I got rid of everything. Now nothing comes in my home unless it has a purpose. And decor is not a purpose. Home is New York apartment with a table, a bed and sofas. That's it. Everything else is gone. Linda Evangelista
new-york moving cities
I live in New York and it's the greatest city, but sometimes I want to move to the place with the porch and the lemonade and the farm. Leelee Sobieski
new-york elephants giving
This New York thing is being blown out of proportion. Who gives a **** about New York when elephants are being killed? Lee Ryan
new-york media san-francisco
The guys in New York don’t know the new media. San Francisco takes more risks as a culture. Larry Kramer
new-york gay fighting
I forgot that San Francisco is not an angry city like New York. Gays have gotten what they wanted there over the years, unlike New York, where we had to fight for everything. Larry Kramer
new-york fans hometown
A middle finger is more New York than a corporate ambush. I bleed for my hometown, and I'd die for my fans. Lady Gaga
new-york said gaga
I was performing in New York and my friends started to call me Gaga, they said I was very theatrical and they said, 'You're Gaga'. Lady Gaga
new-york car littles
I can't even drive a car. I don't have a driver's license. I have a rented apartment in New York. That's it. When I travel, I have almost all of my possessions with me. That's how little I own. Lady Gaga
new-york needs shallow
I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need. Lady Gaga
new-york games play
I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need. Lady Gaga
new-york fun subway
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. Lewis Grizzard
new-york couple fall
New York, it was an adult portion. It was an adult dose. So it took a couple of trips to get into it. You just go in the first time and you get your ass kicked and you take off. As soon as it heals up, you come back and you try it again. Eventually, you fall right in love with it. Levon Helm
new-york children growing-up
As a child growing up in the precincts of wealth, and later as a college student, newspaper reporter and resident of New York's Upper East Side, I got used to listening to the talk of financial killings and sexual misalliance that animates the conversation of the rich and the familiars of the rich. Lewis H. Lapham
new-york
In New York, f*** isn't even a word. It's a comma. Lewis Black
new-york doors years
I knew that I'd lived in New York too long when, a few years ago, I was on a subway going downtown, and it stopped at 14th Street. At the station, the doors opened, and the conductor announced that there was a bomb on board and we should evacuate immediately. Nobody moved. We just looked at each other, 'Do you see a bomb?' 'I don't see a bomb.' 'There's no bomb.' 'I've only got two stops - let's go for it. Lewis Black
new-york thinking touring
I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else. Lewis Black
new-york coffee men
Johnny Vassilaros is the man who has created the finest cup of coffee ever served in the city of New York. Lewis Black
new-york drama school
I went to drama school at New York University. Molly Shannon