Quotes about new-york
new-york gun cities
A priest in New York City was arrested on gun possession. These days, you better be happy that the bulge in his pocket is a .38. David Letterman
new-york home names
Tip to out-of-town visitors. If you buy something here in New York and you want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk tells you they don't need your name and address. David Letterman
new-york cities doctors
This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud: Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger. David Letterman
new-york home police
New York is great though. If you?re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant. David Letterman
new-york moving cities
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. David Letterman
new-york cities liberty
It was so cold in New York City today that the Statue of Liberty had her torch under her dress. David Letterman
new-york believe cities
If you didn’t believe it before — and it’s easy to understand how you might have been sceptical on this point — if you didn’t believe it before, you can absolutely believe it now: New York City is the greatest city in the world. David Letterman
new-york home light
We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections. David Letterman
new-york night cities
A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac. David Letterman
new-york cities yesterday
Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide. David Letterman
new-york years cities
Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will be crashed next year by drunken Secret Service agents. David Letterman
new-york moving cities
It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock. David Letterman
new-york disappointment cities
I got some good news earlier today before the show. Thanks to Alex Rodriguez, I am no longer the most overpaid disappointment in New York City. David Letterman
new-york cities use
Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup. David Letterman
new-york good-luck cities
Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer. David Letterman
new-york rats today
Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel. David Letterman
new-york tired yankees
Mayor de Blasio said that whenever he goes to a Yankee game he gets sick and tired of people booing and giving him the finger. Hey, what do you want? You're the mayor of New York City. It comes with the gig, pal. David Letterman
new-york cities ferrets
Mayor de Blasio has legalized ferrets. Now you can legally own ferrets in New York City. I want to tell you something. If I want to see anymore beady-eyed little weasels, I'll just keep riding the subway. David Letterman
new-york writing wells
I always write well in New York. David Bowie
new-york people
I spent a lot of my life schlepping around New York with people not doing things for me. Debbie Gibson
new-york cities stuff
Investment banks started recruiting at Harvard back in the day, and they'd fly me down to New York City and I was so poor so I would take advantage of the free flight, the per diem, the hotel. And then I would go audition for stuff. Dean Norris
new-york emotional smell
Selling your apartment in New York is like dating a manic-depressive.. you get used to cycles of elation and despondency. Every time someone would come to see the apartment, there was the thrill of the date. You want to be presentable, so you clean the place up, make sure it smells good, put on some mood lighting and mellow music. Anderson Cooper
new-york growing-up father
I think the obvious answer is I was raised in New York City, so growing up, not only myself but my family, like my father, we would watch a lot of Scorsese films. Anthony Michael Hall
new-york party moving
There's a certain kind of conversation you have from time to time at parties in New York about a new book. The word "banal" sometimes rears its by-now banal head; you say "underedited," I say "derivative." The conversation goes around and around various literary criticisms, and by the time it moves on one thing is clear: No one read the book; we just read the reviews. Anna Quindlen
new-york book people
If God had meant Harvard professors to appear in People magazine, She wouldn't have invented The New York Review of Books. Anna Quindlen
new-york cities progress
New York City has finally hired women to pick up the garbage, which makes sense to me, since, as I've discovered, a good bit of being a woman consists of picking up garbage. Anna Quindlen
new-york cities identity
New York is a city where it's particularly hard to be poor, not only because everything costs twice as much as it does elsewhere but because over-the-top affluence is part of its identity. Anna Quindlen
new-york months miami
I’m excited to join Power 105.1 in New York and The Beat in Miami and expand my brand even further in the coming months. Angie Martinez
new-york agency office
My background is advertising: I moved to New York from London in 1998 to start up the U.S. office of ad agency Bartle Bogle Hegarty. Cindy Gallop
new-york lying manhattan
Actually, New York is great for playing around. I made a lot of studies for New York-a big vacuum cleaner lying on the Battery in Manhattan. Claes Oldenburg
new-york years records
I just started to do my own thing for about a year and a half, and I worked in the evening selling phonograph records. Then I said to myself, "I'm afraid I have to go to New York after all." Claes Oldenburg
new-york very-happy commerce
I was very happy to be living in New York at that time, more than in the present time. Now it's all commerce. Claes Oldenburg
new-york agency one-day
I was modeling with an agency in New York and a manager with the agency introduced himself to me one day and he said he had auditions for someone my age. He asked if I would be interested in doing some. Alexis Bledel