Quotes about moth
mother law wrinkles
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. Les Dawson
mother law centre
The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.
mother hands law
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
mother law funeral
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.
mother law oil
The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.
mother moving law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'
mother rain home
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'
mother exercise law
My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
mother sea wife
The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
mother birth certificates
I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.
mother law sex-maniac
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
mother law breathing
I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.
mother law wish
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.
mother angel beer
Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.'
mother daughter guy
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. Lenny Bruce
mother acceptance looks
The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are -- it's Look at me, Ma! It's acceptance, you know -- Look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma. And if your mother watches, you'll show off till you're exhausted; but if your mother goes, Ptshew!
mother home men
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
mother growing-up sides
My mother's side of the family is from the Bahamas, and I spent time there on and off when I was growing up. It's the place where I feel at peace. Lenny Kravitz
mother couple love-you
Mothers love you to the end, and she didn't want to hold me back from my livelihood. So I left for a month and called her every couple of days. I came home and she died 24 hours later.
mother together circus
My mother passed at the end of the Circus tour. After that I really needed to take some time and just chill out and get my head together.
mother advice realizing
My mother gave lots of good advice and had a lot to say. As you get older, you realize everything she said was true.
mother daughter heart
From the time she was born, until she was fifteen, I didn't know where I left off and she began. We were joined at the hip or the heart or the brain. Lee Grant
mother father mean
I embrace the criticism, because ultimately (it means) the masses have seen it [my movie]. I embrace it for my father's story, for my mother's story, for my auntie, for my grandmother, who all got their teeth knocked out so I could be [where I am]. Lee Daniels
mother reading kids
My environmentalism reared its head around the age of ten when I inexplicably become obsessed with littering. For some reason I considered it my personal responsibility to pick up litter wherever I found it and yell at anyone I saw contributing to the problem (much to the horror of my mother). I was a ten-year-old on a mission to clean up the streets! But it was years later when I became a mother myself that concern for my kids' future really ignited my passion and set me on my course. Once I started reading and educating myself, there was no turning back. Laurie David
mother jobs father
Having to parent your mother or father is a challenge that way too many teens have to deal with. Teens whose parents are dealing with substance abuse, financial hardship, job loss, mental illness and divorce deserve our love, support, and compassion. I wish America would stop judging and criticizing teens and instead, try to understand the battles they have to fight every day. Laurie Halse Anderson
mother stupid school
I want to tell him that it's just a stupid car, but bits of me are scattered all over town; the graveyard, school, Cassie's room, the motel, and standing in from of the sink in my mother's kitchen. It takes too much energy to gather all the bits together, so I just sit there and watch him implode.
mother sorry upset
I am so sorry. I wish you knew even one tenth of one percent of how sorry I am. ...It was my fault. Can I kill myself here, or should I do it outside, so the mess on your carpet doesn't upset your mother?
mother sibling challenges
A lot of the women that I treat will tell me that when they talk to their siblings or mothers they very often have similar challenges. One could make the case that it's nurture, not nature because these twins were brought up together, but you can't rule out the genetic argument. Laura Berman
mother teacher father
My mother was an actress and my voice teacher, an incredible voice teacher. My biological father is an actor, and my stepfather, who raised me along with my mother, is a psychotherapist. I was always supported in creative ventures. Laura Benanti
mother religious heart
There's a lesson to be learned out of everything we go through in life. I recall when I left [Jack Gordon], and my mother was so upset. "How could you allow him to beat you? You should really be upset with him." And I said, "Mother, I can't be." She goes, "Why?" I said, "Because I can't harbor hatred in my heart." I was extremely religious and extremely naïve. God took me through that for a reason, for me to learn the outcome. LaToya Jackson
mother character years
My mother saw a movie when she was 14 years old. I forget the name of the movie, but one of the lead characters was named Lark. She decided then she would name me and she stuck to it, and here I am. Lark Voorhies
mother angel kissing
I had so many freckles that my mother used to say that they were kisses from the angels. I still have them. Lara Flynn Boyle
mother father careers
Fortunately, I grew up in a family that was grounded. My mother and father knew how to guide my career and look out for my best interests. Larenz Tate